Last night was a really trying time for me. Coming into my precious, innocent and very virgin room to see two disgusting humans doing the mattress dance in my bed... my bed!!!!
Now my bed will carry the horrible images in its head forever!!!!The horror!!!!
I could easily become a monk due to the great level of self control I displayed by trying not to murder them but I'm pretty sure they'll never forget the evil look I gave them till they die. Hac!!
Fast forward to this morning.
EBONY!!!!!!!!!!
Shocked out my comatose state , I collapsed on the floor next to my bed. OUCH!!!
I got up wincing from the pain of falling on my butt and groggily tried to stand up straight and started I my angry/disoriented walk down the stairs to probably murder the idiot who disturbed my sleep.Walking down the grand staircase, I was hoping to give whoever was calling me a nasty piece of my mind until I saw the devil herself (my aunt)dressed in Gucci and I stopped in my tracks trying to rearrange my facial expression from someone who was ready to commit murder to someone who had lost all hope in life.
"Ohh G'morning Ma'am , you're here ." I said stupidly .
Duh!!
Of course she's here, she's standing right in front of you." of course I'm here you dumbass, I live here fool. I'll ask this just once ...WHY IS MY HOUSE LIKE THIS!!!!" she shouted with her never ending frown and all the jewelry on her body shaking and making sounds like those cows with bells round their necks.
It was that moment I took notice of my surroundings and discovered the twins hadn't bothered to clean up after the party. I'm dead , I'm sooooo dead . I've not had a boyfriend,I've not gone to college, I've not even kissed a boy . I can't die now... I just can't !
"Ma..Ehn..huh.." I couldn't even form a word not to talk of a sentence cause not only was I angry at my cousins , I was scared how my aunt would take this whole thing.
Yeah yeah I act like I don't really give a fvck about my aunt but the truth is I don't want to disappoint my mum by being thrown out of She-devil's house . I know my mum was really happy about my decision to come stay here even though she wasn't aware that I wasn't treated right here.
"I'm very much aware that you're dumb but I'm pretty sure your dumbness hasn't robbed you of your ability to speak ." Said my aunt in an alarmingly calm voice.
WEIRD
"I'm sorry ma'am. About the house it wasn..."
everything I was about to say was cut short by the devil's offspring descending the stairs. On getting to the Bottom of the stairs, they were quite shocked to see their mum home. Assuming I wasn't in deep shit, I would have laughed at the expressions on their faces . A mixture of horror and surprise....something I won't mind seeing every day.
"What the h*ll is going on here ?" My aunt said , startling me out of my day dream. There must be something wrong somewhere cause I've never seen my aunt mad at her children in all the year I've known her. The twin were taken aback at her behavior, looking at each other confused due to this strange behavior their mother was exhibiting. Looking at us with a weirdly calm look , she walk past us up the stairs to her room. The slam of her door the only indication of her still strange foul mood.
"What just happened?" Jasmine asked still confused .
"I don't know honestly. I know I don't like you guys that much... wait let me change that to I don't like you guys at all but I really don't like how your mums mood is. It's either she's shouting or yelling at someone. This calm attitude is very unlike your mother"
I was expecting a snotty response from Jason but surprisingly he was quiet.
Something is going on , I'm pretty sure about it and I don't like it. I prefer my mum loud and always yelling. " said Jason.
I was surprised about what he said cause I wasn't really expecting him to actually acknowledge the fact that his mother was a n A-hole. Jasmine also surprised me too cause she didn't even make any effort to counter the fact that her brother just called their mother a lousy person .Quietly without being told we started cleaning up the house and I've got to say that it wasn't a nice job at all . I saw things my eyes won't recover going to recover from in a long time . As we got to a certain area of the house I had to go and wear gloves and clothes so that i wouldn't contact what ever disease the kids from school had . After sometime we were done cleaning and decidedly rest on the grass at the backyard . I was actually surprised that myself and the twins could actually work without one of us going at each other's throat .
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Ebony
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