It had been a week since the 'teenager' had sent her last message. To be honest I was kind of disappointed. However at 2:00 am on Saturday morning I received a very odd text.
Your ex-bestfriend
Samantha I NEED help! I was in the girls bathroom and I kinda accidentally broke the soap dispenser!!! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO??!!
Unknown Number
Wrong number....again. A soap dispenser? How did you break a soap dispenser? And why on Earth are you awake at 2 in the morning?
Your ex-bestfriend
Well you see...
Unknown Number
Care to elaborate.....
Your ex-bestfriend
No..... Do you know how to fix a soap dispenser, tho?
Unknown Number
Nope, search it up on google.
Your ex-bestfriend
Really? Jeez, I wish I thought of that! *Sarcasm*
Unknown Number
Fine! You don't have to be so rude. Ask this so called 'Samantha'!
Your ex-bestfriend
Already did. Ugh.. I'm so bored, can I please change your name?
Unknown Number
I'm not telling you my name.
Your ex-bestfriend
Please?
Unknown Number
Nope
Your ex-bestfriend
Fine. What about your favourite Avenger?
Unknown Number
Black Widow, why?
Your ex-bestfriend has changed Unknown Number's name to 'The Cultured Lady'
The Cultured Lady
Okay... I'm not sure if I approve of this name. Why, just Why?
Your ex-bestfriend
Well... To bad😁 All my old friends said Falcon or Iron Man is better then Black Widow! Their such uncultured swines! I mean come on! Black Widow is so cool!
The Cultured Lady has changed Your ex-bestfriend's name to 'Teenage Fan Girl'
The Cultured Lady
Am I correct?
Teenage Fan Girl
Yes... Yes you are
The Cultured Lady
Its been an hour now. Have you been able to fix the soap dispenser?
Teenage Fan Girl
Oh, about that you see...
The Cultured Lady
Yes..
Teenage Fan Girl
My stupid boss came in and saw I broke it, then called me to her office. She then told me she was firing me because quote on quote, "Your anger issues are too much for me to handle and they are effecting this working environment". CAN YOU BELIEVE HER!!
The Cultured Lady
How could she have called you in a meeting if you were texting me the whole time? Also why were you at work at 2 am, do you not sleep?
Teenage Fan Girl
I have many great skills, that is one of them. It comes in very useful at the dinner table. And Sleep is for the weak（︶^︶）
The Cultured Lady
No, sleep keeps you alive(￣o￣) . z Z.
Teenage Fan Girl
Did you just- aswdjhjsdjkadfkhu
The Cultured Lady
What? I'm allowed to use an emoji.
Teenage Fan Girl
*cough* Kaomoji *Cough*
The Cultured Lady
How is it possible you remind me of Clint and Tony at the same time?
Teenage Fan Girl
I'm special
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Teenage Fan Girl
Minus the whole mum thing
The Cultured Lady
Oh, let me guess you and your mother have a bad relationship?
