Smash till the death

INTRO

This is for you Tavish
"Ladies and gentlemen. I hereby welcome you to the 2015 Nintendo death battle tournament. You will be watching all of your favorite nintendo warriors battle it out to the death in epic proportions. Who will win this epic battle. There will be 54 contestants. These contestants were voted to fight on nintendo.net by all of our fans. Our first math this evening will be between fan favorite Mario and his rival Sonic. Grab yourself some popcorn sit back relax and watch your favorite nintendo characters murder each other."

"FUCK" "Mario what's the problem" "I'm up fucking first peach you ignorant slut. Get out of my fucking business!"

"Wow I'm so ready to kick Marios ass. That little faggot won't know what hit him. After I murder him I guess I'm just gunna take his bitch peach."

"NINTENDO FANS ARE YOU READY! I SAID ARE YOU READY". IN THE FIRST CORNER WE HAVE SUPER MARIO HIMSELF. IN THE SECOND CORNER WE HAVE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. BEGIN!