dad jokes they tell 🥲

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Finn 🎸

-"did you hear the rumor about butter? well, i'm not going to spread it!!"

-"shut up Finn"

-"no can do" 😌


Richie 👓

-"how do you make a holy water? you boil the hell out of it"

-"that's the 23rd dad joke you've said today"

-"hehehehehe" 😙


Mike 🚲

-"what do you call someone with no body and no nose?"

-"what?"

-"nobody knows"


Tyler 🍕

-"why don't crabs give to charity? because they're shellfish"

-"that was lame-"

-"ikr-"


Miles 🕷

-"this graveyard looks overcrowded. people must be dying to get in there"

-"no-"

-"admit it, it was funny!"


Boris 🚬

"why do vampires seem sick? they're always coffin"

"not funny"

"BAHSBWJSJ IT WAS THO"

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