christmas pick up lines 🌫

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pick up lines: the sequel


Finn 🎸
-"can you hold my gloves for a second? i usually warm them by the fire, but you're way hotter"
-"i know i am :)"
-"as you should!!"

Richie 👓
-"let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree"
-"what the fuck Richard no-"
-"i tried" 😔

Mike 🚲
-"if i was the grinch, i wouldn't steal christmas. i would steal you"
-"aww that's sweet"
-"well it's true"

Tyler 🍕
-"i didn't think i was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt"
-"i did? 🥺"
-"you always do bby"

Miles 🕷
-"i just got some misteltoe; how about we go to my place and try it out"
-"...yea sure-"
-"great let's go" ;)

Boris 🚬
-"we don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead"
-"no ❤️"
-"i hate u"

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