The One Direction of my Heart

Teh date

I wuz holdin handz with my TOTES hawt buoyfrined Ryan Stiles and he saided "let us going 2 my TOTES MCGOTES smexy apartment with teh resting off my hawt band." 'Ok lolzor." I saided in me mostest kawaii animu vioce. "Am eggsited 2 meet teh resting of ur hawt band members!!!" We walking 2 his partingment and evarione on teh raod was all like "OMGGGGG ITS HURRY STYLISH" so saided 2 teh lame peasanters on teh steet. "Lol he's my TOOTS HAWT boifriniend and u cant have him u stoopid bich" and they cryed and exploded. Fineally we arived in my harrys partmant. Teh OTHAR banders walking 2 door. The all say "wow ur smexy girlfrinded is TOTES HAWT im jelly lolzor" hurry saided "lol peasents" hairy excliamed. And THEN he is taking meh 2 his bedroom. He lock teh door and taked his shrit of. Suddunlay I was NAKES and hairay was all like "ooooooo" than he taked of his jeens and panties. THEN WE FRICKED LOLZOR XD. He did teh thing with his boy vagina and then we fricking all nights long. Tehn teh othur membats of 1d camed in and thay wuz all lik "he wut bout us we want some to" than thay wire all NAKES and they doed the thing with their boy vageenas and suddens I was PREGGARS LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I was pregnat wit halls of theyre babys. I naming them with Japan names XD.