I camed hom frem skewl with al teh boiz in 1 dirction kissin meh nose and bum and bim wen sudenli, we wuz at deh partmint and as meh naghty babiz wuz havin a cray cray parti! wit alcohel! 'NUUUUU" i scremmed. NO DRININ ALCEHUL IN DIS HOUS; the crid bc they only 1 day old. 'Wear they even get elcholal?!?!?!1/! i creed as teh boiz conformed me. "im soory i cudn't b a beter muther. i sed wile cryin sadlly. "but mum" sad noboyuky. "we r adalts new. we can mek r own decisnoins. " I CRED VARY LUDLY."TYOUI ARE DPONG TO MANTY DRUGS YOU BAD S SKJ KIDDOS''" I SCRAMED THRU SObs. the crid evinmoar.'we r mani soori mum mum." sakra jr sed. she wuz my favorirte. wwe wil nevre do cocine agian. "YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY' is seded.'I'm so prud of y'all. vry matare! ur growig up so fas! it seem just tyesdertay i give birf 2 u all!' "that's bc it WUZ just yasterday" hari said.
that is log tiem... CUZ I AMMMMMM BEEING PREGNAT ALL AGEEN LEL. HARRI gapsed. "who da fathre?' he askeD? "im soory... IT BE BREDNEN!!!' al teh one dirctoins gasp. "HOW CAN IT BEEE???" "b4 we brakd up.. he maed me pregnT>>> ;(" 'wat can we DO ABUTT DIS XOXOXOXOX" dey yeld. but cant take od da babi! im goin intu labro. "MUMI NUUU said da babizzz. dehn dey savd meh! sakra jr saided' i am be a docro. i sav u. dehn teh babos giv me cpr! I am save! i cri. hugin meh new bABI. u guyz wer gettin old anyway lel. "yexs mommo. it iz tiem 4 us 2 get marred an go 2 colleg. all teh boiz marrid anime girlzz. and da girlz marred jb!
it wuz tiem 2 say gudbuy. ;( "gudbey mumo.. dey creed, wit sadnes... many ters comin down meh fac... dehn, dey flew of to univeridy. but i s stil hab responiblity. i need 2 tak car of meh new babi big bum junko! i luve her! dehn i leved 4 scol.
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The One Direction of my Heart
RomanceThis stori is about me meting my totes hawt boyfriend XD
