The One Direction of my Heart

Tim 4 promm!! Yayayay

i maed meh way 2 deh schol feelin vry hppy bc harri stiles wud b transferrin 2 meh schol so he cud be wit me when i went to meh scewl... hez sew romanticc!!!!!! I walkd into da dor of Sakra Masmi Ademi Univertidyy and all da boiz and evn sum gurl trid 2 hug me in a nuaghty way... i gigled an sed tehe ... dehn i scremmed "YALL FELLERS WILL NEVAR HAV MEH I ALRADY HAV BOIREFEND... yall arent as hot as him lele..." dey al cried sadli but isay "it ok... ur mums stil luv u probs...." dey smilled an den went hom. i dehn went 2 meh clasroom an da teecher sed... "ok evryone!i hav specel anuncment...prom is in 2 dayz!!" "WAT" i sed... "Oh noes... furgot all abutt prom night... sily meh..." evry on in dah class sterted scremmin... "ILL TAKE U TO PROM SAKRA I LUV U..." "NUUUUUUU i shoutted loodly... "Im takin my one tru luv huri stylington 2 prom! wear is he anyways...?" I caled him on meh cell phon... teh phonee ringd 5 tims dehn he piked up. "Hai derr Hairi!" i sedded kawaiily...  "Harry dehn sometine VARY suspicion... "oh JohN Cena senpaiii..." he maoned sofly.. "I gasp! "HARY??? wat ar u doig???" "b4 he sed anythin... da phon hunged up... i bagen to feel paniced.. wat if hes cheatin on me... WIT JOHN CENER?????? i srat 2 cri... ervryon trid 2 comfret meh.. but dehn da techer shooshed evron in clasrom!. "i haev anuther anuncment 2 mek! pls shut!!!" everone  fel quite.." we heav som nu stednts!!! clase... id like u 2 meet Hary Styli, John Conk... Justen Biber, Leonerdo Dicapricorn an Kaney Wesst!!!I gaspped. Dey weer al sew smexy an dey war all meh fav celebss... othar dehn mehself of corse. dehn i gaspedd wider... JOHN CENE AND HURYY WAS HOLDIN HANDDS... i feeld sew betrer... i migt hav 2 brek up wit harri if hes cheatin on meh... But it okey! bc now i can haev  a hole nuther cebritey boiflopp!! All dey bois sat next 2 meh and introducd demselvs.

Harru went frst... "my naems harri, but u alredi knewed dat... we r datin aftr all." i stuck meh noze up at hime... he look confusd. john cenar goeed next. "im john cene, and im dati- imean uh, im singlee..." i sed hes sappire eeys dartin acros da room nervusly. i luked at hime... hes big ole muscls twitchhed wit feer. hmmm. next up was Justeen Bliber. he gavee meh a sexay smirk and leend towrds meh.. "H0i... meh name iz Justi... but u can cal meh da boi of ur dreems..." i blushd deepli like a lumnus pinki rose in da sun an my hart beet sped up reel fastt.. harre narrewed hes eyes.. "humpf!" He sed. aftr him was Leonardio Decapachino... "yo ladees" he sayed in a sexi acent.. evryon da clasee fanted, evn leo himself! exept 4 meh bc im 2 busi bein sasd. dey all got back up and dehn Leo said... "oh teechr tecar.. will u tickel meh weenis. da teacr swoond. dehn he took a shiney goldn statu out of hes pants.. "sorru everone but dis is meh date 2 dah prom nihgt..." he beginned lick hees Oscar awerd sensuelly. da stateu blushd. but denh hees eyes meeted wit mine. and he droped hes statu... "u r... so bootylicious.. even hawtr dehn my on treu love??? how can be?" i grined "it okies, i get dat a alot lel" i siad slyli. faint muuzic sterted playenn in teh bakgruned den a bewmbox berst thru teh window and eveyone went ded. Kanya Westt jumpid up on da desk an pushd Loenardi down. he smilled smugli and sed. "Imma let u finnish, but da onee whoo will b takin herr 2 prom will be me!!!" dehn he dabbed and starttd 2 rap his numbar one song Fathru Stretsh Meh Hanss. Evryon in da classrome cheerd. I feeld conflicteed. hoo shud i tek 2 da prom?? I n=now i shuold tek Hari but.. wat if hes cheetin on meh?? all day smexi seleb bois lookd at meh and ask "sew.... whoo wil u tek 2 prom." dere wuz silnce. "I... ned 2 thik abut it moar." i sed solemly and ranned out of da rom scremin. Harry rund after me. I ran 2 meh hous and lookd dah dore. I creed in meh room 4 tehn horus. Oh bein gorgious and prefict and populer is sew hard. I wented 2 slep feelin very worrid.