Peter Parker One-Shots

Spider-Team

Yeah, I know the title is crappy. Sorry about that.

This story was based off of the suggestion given by @Wintergalaxyfox. Thank you so much for the suggestion!

Enjoy!

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Tick. Tick. Tick.

Peter watched the clock tick closer and closer to his freedom. He usually loved English since he had it with MJ, but today the class was dragging on and on. He wasn't sure if he could survive another twenty-seven minutes.

"Psst."

Peter turned to MJ. She was holding her crisis book, and was pointing to a drawing of Peter sulking.

"Ha, ha. Very funny," Peter whispered back. He looked back at the clock. Twenty-five minutes. He knew that Nat was picking him up today, so she was probably leaving the tower now. Nat always stopped at Starbucks on the way to pick up Peter, and always brought him a drink.

Twenty-four minutes.

The way that Peter had been taking notes had left a small spot in his notebook that was perfect for doodling. When Peter noticed this, he began to absent-mindedly draw a very detailed and realistic picture of Spider-Man from the neck up.

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Nat pulled into the parking lot at Peter's school. She looked at her watch and saw that school didn't end for another ten minutes, so she sipped her coffee and waited.

A strange figure caught her eye. She saw a woman dressed in all black entering the school building. She thought nothing of it, as she figured the woman was the mother of one of the students, and had come to pick them up early.

WEE-ow-WEE-ow-WEE-ow-WEE-ow-WEE-ow!

The sound of the alarm made Nat spill her coffee, but she didn't bother to clean it up. She was already sprinting toward the school.

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Peter had just finished his drawing when a shiver went down his body. He could feel a tingling sensation in his head, warning him of danger.

"EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! EMERGENCY LOCKDOWN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

Students were jumping out of their seats and heading toward the back of the classroom to hide. Yelling and gunshots were echoing from the hallways into the classroom. Peter was quick to react. He activated his web shooters and made sure all of the students were safely clustered in the back of the room.

But it all happened so fast. Before he knew it, there were three dozen men and women in black uniforms in his classroom, pointing guns at Peter. Even with his super strength, Peter couldn't break the heavy-duty handcuffs that strapped his arms and legs to a desk chair in the middle of the room.

One woman, who seemed to be the leader, stood in front of Peter.

"So Peter, I'm going to ask you a question. If you don't cooperate, someone is going to get hurt," she said, gesturing to the rest of her minions to point their guns at the students. "You got that?"

Peter nodded.

"I want to hear a verbal answer, Spidey."

Peter gasped. "How do you know who I am?"

"We have our ways," the woman replied with a smirk. "So what's the password to access Stark's weapons and money?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

One man shot at the wall just above a student's head, causing a wave of screams.

"Let me ask you again, Spidey. Listen well. Tell me how to access-"

She was knocked unconscious by the one and only Black Widow.

"I'm listening," Peter said with a smirk. Nat helped Peter out of the handcuffs. "Thanks Nat."

"Anytime. So who did I just knock out?"

"That was Bad Guy Number One. The leader."

"Cool. So all we have left is a shit ton of minions?"

"Yep." With that, Peter slapped his right wrist over his left, and his Spider-Man suit materialized around his body.

The two spider-themed heroes fought the bad guys with ease. Peter webbed up Bad Guy Number Six through Twenty-Three while Nat knocked out Bad Guy Number Twenty-Nine through Thirty-Six.

"So did you get me an iced blonde vanilla latte with one pump of toffee nut syrup?" Peter asked as he webbed up Bad Guy Number Twenty-Four through Twenty-Seven, and knocked out Bad Guy Number Twenty-Eight with a light punch to the face.

"Yep. And a couple cake pops to share."

"Aw, thanks!"

Bad Guy Number Two, Three, and Five put up a fight, but Peter knocked them out in seconds. The only one remaining was Bay Guy Number Four, who had taken off sprinting down the hallway in fear of the Spider-Heroes. Peter casually shot a web in his direction, and it hit him with a thud, causing him to pass out on the ground.

Nat turned to Peter and they high-fived. The teacher and students started cheering.

"Nice act, Penis Parker, but we all know this isn't the real Black Widow, and that you put together this entire act just to get attention. You're gonna get in big trouble for this, dumbass."

Peter cringed. Not because he cared about what Flash had said, but that he almost felt bad for what was about to happen to him. As if on cue, Nat's mood shifted, and she looked like she was going to kill Flash. In fact, she probably was going to kill Flash.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO HIM YOU LITTLE SHIT?! HOW DARE YOU TALK SHIT TO MY NEPHEW?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY. FIRST I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND MAKE YOU WATCH ME CUT YOUR ORGANS OUT OF YOUR STOMACH ONE BY ONE-"

"Nat!" Peter stopped Nat, mostly for the sake of the other people in the room watching her in fear. MJ, however, was clapping.

"Nat, maybe you went a little far," Peter said.

Nat still had rage in her eyes, but she softened a little when Peter spoke. Then she turned back to Flash.

"Listen here you little shit. If I ever catch you bullying Peter or anyone else in this school, I will murder you. I'm serious." She didn't have to say it though, everyone knew she was serious.

Flash whimpered and scrambled behind a few of the students as if to hide from Natasha.

Nat opened her mouth to say something else, but the school bell (thankfully) interrupted her.

"Come on, паук ребенок, we don't want the ice to melt in your coffee."

"Hey, we make a pretty good Spider-Team!"

"That's too cheesy."

"I know."

With everyone still in shock, Peter Parker, now known as Spider-Man, casually left the school with the Black Widow after fighting a few dozen bad guys and saving the lives of the students. That's not something you see every day...

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Okay, so this turned out a lot shorter and crappier than I intended, and I'm sorry. I'll probably heavily edit this soon, but it's been too long since I've updated, so I wanted to get it out asap.

:)