Nagito Komaeda wasn't just any normal highschool student. He is the super highschool level lucky student. While Nagito was walking home, he stopped by the vending machine to buy some Dr Hopper, his favorite drink.
After wasting 11037 dollars, the vending machine blew up.
"How hopeless..." Nagito said, very disappointed that he didn't get anything. He knew something like this would happen because of his luck. He then went to the bagel store to buy a bagel.
"Here take all the bagels for free pls don't come back ever again." Said the cashier, who was tired of seeing Nagito's ugly face every single day.
Nagito took the bagels and started walking home until he fell in a randomly convenient hole. He landed on a pile of piss colored flowers which broke his fall. And then...
"hey, are you ok?", someone said. Nagito stood up and saw a very hot looking skeleton. Nagito blushed.
"Yeah I'm fine" he said.
"i'm sans, sans the skeleton."
"I'm Nagito Komaeda."
sans showed nagito around and stopped by snowdin town. They went to Grillby's for food because why not. It was time for Nagito to confess his love to sans.
"H-hey sans, I really like you, would you date trash like me?" Nagito asked.
"of course i'll date you, and you're not trash."
Later that evening, sans and Nagito went to the hotel and they had sex (I would write that scene but I'm to lazy to do it)
~9 months later~
Sans gave birth to a lovely child and they named him Kanye West who would later become the supreme leader of the world.
And then, the biggest, most awful, most tragic event in human history happened. Sans found out that Nagito was cheating on him. The person he was cheating on was none other than wait for it... Jay That-Dude. sans felt betrayed how could Nagito do such a thing. sans had no other choice but to do it.
sans grabbed a spear and fucking stabbed nagito.
~The end ~
I hope you guys like my shit story.
