Y/N was standing in a village at night as his mission was there, and he found the demon, but it was in three holes and keep popping up and down and doing toad sounds, he had his sword raised in the air ready to kill them, when he didn't do anything and keep staring at them S/N came and kicked, the one that was in front of him, head off.
"Hello. I'm Tamayo, a demon doctor" she said " This is my fuckboy- I mean assistant, Yushiro" Tamayo says but she quickly changed what she was going to say, "We want to kill the guy that ate your family." She explains to them. "Hold on a second, there are good demons?" Y/N said he was happy and shocked, "That changes, like, everything-" Y/N got cut off by Yushiro, as he came right in front of Y/N's face, "You can't f*ck her!" He yelled at Y/N, "She's MY mommy."
"Whoa dude" Y/N said, a little creeped out by Yushiro suddenly outburst "F*CK YOU!" He yelled but then a ball kicked his head off.
"Hey, so we're told to murder you d!cks" Susamuaru said as he holds two balls in each hand, "and no better way to murder a bunch of d!ck then with balls" she said and threw the second ball at them, "And since we're sending you to hell" Yahaba said as he have his eyes closed while the eyes on his hand is wide open "let us point you in the right direction" he said with his eyes hand closed and some red arrows got to Y/N as it makes him being thrown around.
"Wait, stop! I get motion sick-" Y/N where cut off as he grunts in pain as Konami code ensures sound comes from the demon's hand, Y/N takes a closer look and gets grossed out, "-wait. Oh, gross. You have eyes on your hands?" Y/N said as he was still flying around. "Yeah, I got pinkpalm. Like a lot-" Yahaba was cut off when Y/N cut his head off, "Aw balls" his head said and then turned to dust, is Thanos a demon slayer?
"You called for me?" Susamaru says and S/N kicked one of her balls as it sent flying to her face, but it didn't do anything, "Ah b!tch" Sasumaru says in pain and anger. "You called for me?" Yushiro said while holding his bleeding head.
"Tell us who sent you!" Tamayo demanded. "Are you kidding me?" Susamaru laughs out, "Muzan would murder me" She said and they all looked at her, her eyes went wide when she realized she said his name, "Ah, f*ck you" was her last words before a hand came out of her mouth and killed her.
'Well, I definitely have a bunch of broken bones, but luckily that's over and I'll finally have some time to re-' Y/N thought but as he was thinking the place changed and he was somewhere else, "Wait, when did I...?" Y/N said out loud as he slowly stood up.
"Hi there," Kyogai said, scaring Y/N a little "Eughh!!" Y/N said out loud when he saw the demon.
"I'm Kyogai" he introduced himself, "I'm one of the demons with a sad backstory, can I read you some of my amateur poetry?" He asked, hoping Y/N would say yes. "...are the only options that or death?" Y/N muttered as he thought of his decision.
"...yes?" Kyogai said confused on what Y/N meant, Y/N inhaled sharply as it was still difficult to decide, "Oh eat sh!t dude" Kyogai says and starts to play his thrums and the room starts to spin around.
"Oh god no, my motion sickness!!" Y/N explained and later on he was thrown out from the second floor, and landed on his back.
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HumorThis is from YouTube so it's none of my ideas. Here you are instead of Tanjiro and instead of Nezuko it's S/N witch means sister name, if you don't don't have a sister just make up a name, also the pronoun is he/him, but you can change it if you wan...