Part three

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"I need a break" Y/N said still on the ground, then Inosuke started to scream with Zenitsu screaming with him, "God. Damnit" Y/N said, he got up and Zenitsu walked up to him.
"I'm Zenitsu" he introduced himself, "I'm a total pants pissing coward, a shameless lech, I can't stop SCREAMING, and I'm only useful when I'm unconscious!"
"Wow the audience must hate you!" Y/N said to him.
"Actually, they say I'm relatable!" Zenitsu explained happily.
"That's f*caked up..." Y/N said and then Inosuke jumped and standing next to Y/N.
"IM INOSUKE!" He introduced himself, "I LOVE TO KILL DEMONS AND HAVEN'T WASHED THIS BOAR HEAD IN THREE MONTHS" he screamed.
"I could smell" Y/N said backing away a little, then Inosuke took of his boar mask.
"But I'm also WEARY pretty" he said in a deep, manly voice.
"That is actually way more disturbing than the boar head" Y/N said, "please put it back on"
"WHIT PLEASURE" Inosuke said with his gremlin voice(?)
"Can I nail your sister?" Zenitsu asked Y/N.
"NO!" he said.
"I'm gonna"

"All right, we got some rest" Y/N said as they were near a forest, "Now our next mission is to kill some spiders"
"Huh? What was that?" Kurapika said.
"Uh, no, no, sorry DEMON spiders" Y/N said before it broke to a fight.
"We'll be more specific next time" he said and walked away.
"I want to bang that chick" Zenitsu said.
"THAT IS A GUY" Inosuke explain.
"Not from the back" Zenitsu said back, before he was attacked by a spider that hade a human head.
"Hi there" Rui said, "I'm a spider boy, I'd like you to get the f*ck out of our forest, please"
"I'D LIKE YOU TO F*CK YOU!" Inosuke screamed.
"Father" was all Rui said before a big demon came and throw Inosuke against a tree.
"Sorry, but you're evil" Y/N said as Inosuke landed behind him with a grunt, "so you have to die.
"Fine" Rui said like it was nothing, "but we're going to give you our sad backstories right before you kill us, so it feels extra tragic"
"Fair enough" Y/N said before attacking Rui, as he was holding his sword agains Rui's neck he said:
"You see, when I was a child, I was super sick, but when I was a demon, I wasn't sick and then I could have the family I always wanted!!"Rui screamed over the loud noise.
"That's really sad, but I feel like this would have been way more dramatic if the audience had know that ahead of time!" Y/N yelled back.
"Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah!" S/N said something about blood demon art and then it exploded.

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