Demon slayer in nutshell x reader

Part four

"Did-Did I die" Y/N said as he was trying to stand up.
""Ai, Yai, yai...I'm your little butterfly~" Shinobu said.
"Also, I'm here" Giyu said.
"Oh sh!t, sorry we skipped you" Y/N said as he looked up at Giyu.
"Should we kill his sister?" Shinobu said with a smile on her face.
"No" Giyu said.

"We should kill his sister " Sanemi said crazy.
"F*ck" Giyu said.
"Who are they?" Y/N asked as his arms where behind his back, tied up.
"These are the Gotei 13– I mean the Hashira" Giyu explains, "Unfortunately, we don't have a lot of time to spend on them, so they're basically a collection of broad caricatures and catchphrases for the moment"
"I'm weary saaaaad!" Gyomei said as he hold his hand in a pray form and tears running down from his eyes.
"I love DRAMA!" Tenges said exited.
"I talk about weary violent things with a happy smile" Kyojuro said and as he said with a smile on his face.
"I'm weary quiet" Muichiro said.
"I'm also quiet" Obanai said, "but creepy" he continues.
"I'm a girl!" Mitsuri said as she hold her hands together.
"...and they're a bunch of a$$holes" Giyu said.
"W-What do you mean?" Y/N asked confused.
"Stabbing your dumb sister!" Sanemi said as he stabbed the box S/N was in.
"Oh My God!" Y/N screamed.
"Oh yeah! Stab that little boy's sister!" Kyojuro said with a smile.
"You guys are a$$holes!!" Y/N screamed at them.
"Maybe don't stab her" Kagaya said with a calm voice.
"Oh, what?" Sanemi said confused and angry.
"Bullish!t" Kyojuro said.
"How are these people working for this organization?" Y/N asked angry.
"May I remind you that we have a man-eating demons making Golden Corrals out of our villages?" Kagaya said to Y/N, "we're not picky about who can kill them"

S/N stood in front of Sanemi as he hade cut his arm to prove she was evil.
"See? She wants the B!" He said, "don't ya, you little blood s!ut?" He said but S/N turned her head away, "F*ck you, b!tch" he said looking shocked.
"That means she's cool and you all suck" Kagaya said to them all, "Y/N take your sister and go rest with your friends"
"My friends?" Y/N said confused .

"I got bit by a spider and now I got baby limbs" Zenitsu said in a meatwad(?) voice.
"And I have lost the ability to scream" Inosuke said as his voice sounded like he couldn't speak, "I no longer have a purpose"
"Okay" Y/N said as he sat down on his bed, "But can you say 'I'll get you next time Gadget!'?" Y/N asked.
"F*ck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu"