the jedi codex isnt that strict when it comes to relationships and sexual activity. padme and anakin are not a couple and just friends. anakin is 1 and a half years older than me.
obi wan is only 25 and will age like fine wine.
ugh anakin is not as dumb bUt when he's angry im the only one to calm him down. we sometimes meditate together and visit planets or go on missions. (*cough* have seggs *cough*)
i have skin care products (even tho i dont need them) and normal toiletries. i have jedi robes in different colours and shapes. i have unlimited money. i will never lose my lightsabers. i will be productive and wake up early in the morning.
the food will be AMAZING there. i can eat as much as i want without getting bloated or gaining weight. i will not have any urge to burp or fart.
sometimes i will have one night stands with smoking hot dudes okay !!
i know my way around the senate building and jedi temple. im very good friends with the sweet librarian.
im good at doing excellent comebacks.
i will not embarrass myself
i can do the jedi mind trick easily and people will believe me.
i have my own ship, with permanent shields a violet r7 unit. when im in a space battle no one can shoot me down.
i will have free time to go visit naboo and other planets. maz exists in this timeline and i will often visit her.
i wont get greasy hair and i always smell extremely good.
i know every planet and where it will be.
i will shift tonight 1111
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star wars shifting : script
Fantasyheyy! if you ever see this: this is my script for shifting to star wars. if you are new to shifting, basics in the first chapter :3. if you have any questions/need inspiration or motivation feel free to interact with me !! also this may contain some...
