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Saturday Skit: M*neta Gets Stuck to the Ceiling.

I've decided that every Saturday, I would do a little skit to make everyone's week ended on a good note :) Today's skit is listed above :) this is deviously amazing, I promise ;)

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Izuku's POV🥦: 

      If I'm being honest, it was a dumb idea. If I'm being honest, It was also genius. Nobody in class really liked M*neta. He was a pervert, didn't drink his daily dose of "Respect Women" Juice, and he was afraid of villains and held us back as a class. Almost all of class 1-A wanted Shinsou in class instead of M*neta. 

      Let me explain how this all got started.

      We were bored on a late Sunday afternoon. Kacchan was in a bad mood and itching to stir up trouble, Mina was bored and wanted to play a game, Sero was willing to play, as was everyone except for Iida and Momo, who were visiting family that weekend.  We might as well have been 10 and left unattended at a candy store. We went through the typical truths or dares; crushes, kisses, dumping water on each other's heads.  We all should have expected it. The girls looked like they were up to something when the game started and M*neta sat down. 

      Mina had started off on the girls, and soon the girls started asking the boys. The boys asked everyone. It was quite repetitive until Katsuki was asked to leave with the girls for a few minutes and let them do his hair. He begrudgingly went along with the girls dare, spewing out murmured curses and death threats if they did anything he didn't like. What scared me was when he came back smirking like a madman. His hair looked the same as it did before to me, but the others complimented him on it. Kacchan smirk grew more cynical as he turned towards the purple ball-haired boy. 

      "M*neta, Truth or dare." He said cockily, confident M*neta would choose dare, as he had when the others had asked him. That's when I knew something was up.

      "Dare," the midget replied, likely confident the blonde teen would help him out.

      "Let us do whatever we want to you for 15 minutes." The girls' smiles grew to a maniacal size, scaring M*neta slightly, from the way he tensed up, then sagged as he thought about it.

      "Sure," the Grape Faced boy said, his lisp well noticeable. 

      Jirou pulled out a sleep mask from the back pocket of her sweats and put it on M*neta's face, while Hagakure put earplugs in his ears. Apparently, Midnight was called during the time of Bakugou's talk, as she walked in the door and instructed everyone that could hear her they need to cover their noses for a second, as her sultry, Melatonin scent hit the room, setting M*neta to sleep. Midnight covered up her arm again and sat down, a smile on her face as Urarake touched M*neta and floated him up. Sero, who apparently knew what to do, shot his tape at the boy on the roof, sticking him there. We all knew the strength of the black-haired boys' tape, it was nearly impossible to get off.

      Tsu started to stick to the wall, using her quirk in order to reach the ceiling, and I could see Midnight texting someone, I'm assuming the other Teachers at UA of what was happening. Tsu hung on the wall, waiting for the signal. By this time Kacchan had told me what was happening, as well as everyone else. Soon teachers started to arrive; Aizawa, All Might, Principal Nezu, Mt.Lady, Hawks, Mirko, Present Mic, and Vlad King, who taught 1B.

      They were all snickering as we told them what was going on, and Mina then sent the signal to Tsu, causing Tsu to climb to the ceiling. She pulled off the blindfold of the sleeping grape, as well as the earplugs. He was still asleep as Mic handed everyone noise-canceling headphones, the only way anyone could not hear his quirk. Then, he let it rip, yelling at his fullest capacity without breaking anything. M*neta woke up immediately and tried to move, which proved impossible.

      When Mic stopped, he was crying and yelling for us to let him down.  We waited an hour and ignored him, laughing whenever we looked at him.

      It was a good day, and M*neta stayed in his dorm for a week after that, letting the girls be in peace for a little while, away from the Perverted Grape Face boy temporarily.