Avenger One-Shots

That guy's gay

Based on the above.

Ps I've never flirted before in my life so that part is probably a bit cringy.

Bucky, Sam, and Sharon needed info and the only guy they knew had it was the man at the bar. The plan was simple: Sharon would go flirt with him, get the info, and then Sam would go interrupt claiming to be her best friend that had come with her to the bar and that he was bored. The only problem with this plan: the man was so obviously gay! Or at least it was obvious to Bucky at least, he wanted to watch Shanon go and try to flirt with this so obviously gay man but if they failed and she didn't get the info then they probably wouldn't get a do-over. On the one hand, he hadn't come out to Sam or Sharon yet on the other what better way to come out than to flirt with a dude? Plus it wasn't like he was keeping it a secret he just hadn't thought it necessary.

"Okay," Sharon's voice broke into his thoughts, Sam and Sharon had been working out what excuse Sam would use for interrupting. "Here I go." Sharon started to walk towards the guy but Bucky grabbed her wrist.

"It's not gonna work," he said

"What?" Asked Sharon at the same time as Sam said "why not"

"Because, he's gay," Bucky looked in between Sharon, Sam, and the guy. "Let me deal with it"

As Bucky walked towards the man he heard Sam say "don't kill him" to Bucky and then whisper to Sharon "if he kills him run as far away as possible and claim you have no idea who either of us are. I'll do the same"

Bucky had no intention of killing the man, but Sam didn't need to know that. He sat down next to the man and ordered a beer. As the bartender handed the beer to Bucky he turned to the man "hi, my name is Bucky, what's yours?"

"My names Jim" Jim replied looking at Bucky oddly "have we met? I feel like I recognize you from somewhere..." they had indeed met before and even if they hadn't he would have recognized Bucky from the news.

"No, I do not believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you before Jim," he hadn't flirted with anyone since World War Two and he was a bit rusty "so what do you do for a living Jim?" Bucky already knew exactly what Jim did and it wasn't the best question seeing as Jim would probably ask Bucky what he did for a living, but Bucky was a trained assassin and would be able to make something up.

"Accounting, you?" Jim replied.

"I'm with the military" it's what he did before he was kidnapped so it's what he thought of when the question was asked.

They continued to flirt and it started to get a bit heated Bucky started trailing his hand over Jim's thy until he eventually snagged the flash drive out of Jim's pocket and into his sleeve, it was so discreet Sam and Sharon almost missed it, Sharon and Sam started discussing whether or not one of them should go over but almost as soon as Bucky got the flash dive he looked right over to them.

"I think my friends want to go," he said nodding towards Sharon and Sam "we came together and I have the keys so I have to go with them, but it was nice talking to you here's my number," he wrote a random ten-digit number down on a napkin and handed it to Jim.

He rejoined Sam and Sharon, whom both gave him the "what the fuck was that" look. 

"What? I'm 106 not dead!" and as Bucky walked back he could swear he saw a look of panic on Sam's face.

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Holy Hera that was a lot of work I wrote this on my phone on the website and mother of Zuse My hands hurt! Anyway, what did y'all think? I don't anyone's going to read this until I have like 20 chapters at least but whatever I write cause it's fun not cause I need people to read.

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