Drabbles - Oneshots and Imagines

Chapter 11 - QI (Alan Davies)

(A/N) I'm backkkk! Hope you're all staying safe and virus free!

"What's the worst noise in the world?" Sandi asks the four of you.

You instantly buzz in and send Alan a cheeky smile, he laughs quietly already knowing what you were planning on doing.

"Blue whale" You answer and point at the screen behind you as the klaxons sound, making the audience laugh. The klaxons ring again and 'RUDE' flashes up on the screens making you chuckle slightly.

Phil presses his buzzer and says "I believe I've mentioned it before tonight. That would be Coldplay B sides." Phil jokes making you all laugh and the audience applaud.

"Not everyone applauding." Alan says as he points at the audience. "Quite a lot of people going 'I like Coldplay B sides'" He says as he imitates an annoyed audience member.

"So we have some probs so you can make some noises." Sandi explains as you look under your desk and find a violin amongst various other objects.

"Let's starts with Nish and Alan." Sandi says as Alan presses something that begins beeping annoyingly and you all express your annoyance towards the object.

"Alright stop it." Alan says to the thing. He then goes to pick up another object but Nish plays his vuvuzela which makes you all jump at the sudden noise and the audience to laugh.

"Do you know what that is Nish?" Sandi asks him as he holds the obnoxiously coloured tube.

"This is a vuvuzela. It absolutely ruined the 2010 World Cup." He says and then blows into the vuvuzela, once again making the horrible noise.

"Oh Alan, Alan." You say in disgust as he starts scratching his nails on a chalkboard. He then moves on to start playing the recorder very badly whilst laughing.

"We've got a band going don't stop!" Nish says as he goes to scratch his nails on the chalkboard.

"Okay, let's move on to (Y/N) and Phil. What have you two got?" Sandi asks you.

"Well, (Y/N)'s got a violin and I've got a mirror and this cube of white stuff. Is the most annoying sound in the world me on drugs?" He asks as you all laugh.

"Come on then (Y/N)! Give us a tune." Sandi tells you as you pick up the violin.

"You do know that I can actually play this right?" You ask her as she looks at you in surprise.

"No I didn't, but my request is please play something annoying." She tells you making you chuckle.

"Okay." You tell her as you place the violin on your shoulder.

You think for a moment and a familiar theme song immediately comes to mind. You play the first few opening notes and the audience burst into hysterical laughter and Alan looks mockingly offended at you. You look over and he see his offended expression and send him a cheeky wink as you continue to play the theme tune of Jonathan Creek. You play the final note and set the violin down as the audience all burst into applause along with Sandi.

"I tell you what, I didn't realise when I'd married (Y/N) that I'd signed up to be bullied for the rest of my life." Alan tells everyone, this causes everyone to burst into laughter and for you to mockingly put your hand on your chest and look offended by his statement.

"Oh, you love me really!" You tell your husband in a mocking tone whilst sending him a wink.

This makes everyone laugh at your banter and for Alan to look at you with a 'really' expression on his a face.