Texting Tony

Chapter 6

PETER CREATED A NEW GROUP CHAT

PETER ADDED MR.ULTRACREEPYDUDE, THE BOSS ASS BADDIE, MY GUY IN THE CHAIR, MR KNIVES, GAY POTATO, AND MISS WIGGLY WORM

PETER SENT ONE ATTACHMENT.
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KID:
LMAO
Look at this weirdo me and (Y/N) found at the library.

SPARKY:
What have I told you about taking pictures of strangers.
Be more discrete about it dumbass, or you'll get arrested or some shit.

UNKNOWN:
Ayo dudes, what's weird about him?

UNKNOWN:
Hello mortals

UNKNOWN:
What have we talked about Tom?
Don't call people mortals, it's weird.

Unknown:
Peter. Why.
I was having my daily dose of disassociation.

Kid:
✋🤡
Sorry MJ.

Tony:
Kid? Sparky? Who the fuck are these people.

Unknown:
🔊AYO🔊WHO🔊THE🔊FUCK🔊IS🔊THAT🔊

Sparky:
Shut up Salas.

Unknown:
🔊YOU🔊SHUT🔊THE🔊FUCK🔊UP🔊BITCH🔊

Sparky:
That's it
Turn your location on.

Unknown:
Y/N no-

Unknown:
Oh Odin

Unknown:
Let me finish my book I-

Sparky:
Imma rip your dick off and shove it so far up your ass that you'll taste it on your tongue right now love 💕

Unknown:
Is it that book I got you,Tom?

Unknown:
Yes

Unknown:
Bring it hoe
I got my light up sketchers ✨on✨

Sparky:
🤡
Bet.
These hands are rated E for everyone. Even your twinkle toe having ass.

What the fuck was going on? Tony had woken up that Saturday feeling like shit, and drank way more coffee than he should have. He was even tempted to reach for the liquor, but ultimately decided against it. He's been sober for two months with the help of Pepper, and wasn't about to ruin that. He doesn't even know why he kept the blasted liquids. His phone start binging dramatically while he was going over some legal documents about his will and what not. He was getting much to old much to fast and he needed someone to pass this stuff off to eventually, that would out live him.

Regardless, he was confused as hell as to what was going on until he looked at the picture the kid had sent.

Oh shit. Steve.

So the kids saw his old lover at a library. Well shit. What should he do? He didn't really like to think of the guy, the man he should have turned tail to and ran when it was revealed that they were destined to each other.