Texting Tony

Chapter one

Peter was running late again. A little girl had stopped him and asked him to help her get her cat from a tree. So he did just that. Don't judge him. He couldn't resist her adorable puppy eyes. Anyway, now he was facing the consequences for stopping, almost 20 minutes away from school with eight minutes for the late bell. He couldn't run - he had to have (Y/N) stitch up a stab wound last night and didn't want to risk breaking it, even with advanced healing.

With a sigh, Peter pulled out his phone to get help. But who to text? (Y/N) would butcher him for being late. Salinas would tell (Y/N), Tom and MJ would ignore him or tell him to suffer, Wade would make a big deal out of it, as his soulmate always does, leading to (Y/N) finding out, and the end of his life. So that left Ned. But Peter accidentally deleted his contact with his stupid butterfingers. He knows his number though... Peter just opened his messaging app and prayed he got the right number.

Peter:
NED
NED
NED
NED
NED
NED
NED
Help me plz
(Y/n)'s going to kill me
Plz

UNKNOWN:
What?

Peter
Oh thank the lord.
Ned help me
IM RUNNING LATE.
DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT (Y/N) SAID
SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T HESITATE TO GUT ME
FRY MY ORGANS AND SEAL THEM IN A BAG OF LAYS
AND KNOWING HER SHE WILL DO IT
HELP ME PLZ

UNKNOWN:
That's rough buddy

Peter:
yOurenOtnEd

Unknown:
How do you know that kid?

Peter:
Because he would panic too
Especially after what (Y/n) said she was going to do to him if I came late again

Unknown:
And what did she say?

Peter:
She would milk his Spleen and make pottery out of his bones.

She would make sure it wasn't nice pottery either.

You know, like the mud pies you would make in kindergarten or something.

Unknown:
That sounds oddly satisfying and horrifying at the same time.

Peter:
Mr/Mrs/Mx, what the literal frack.

Unknown:
It's Mr, kid

And I don't know, it just does.

Peter:
Okay Mr Creepydude.

Mr. Creepydude:
Mr. Creepydude?

Peter:
I'm sorry but that's hella creepy that you find that satisfying.

Only (Y/N) would think that.

Maybe MJ or Tom.

Mr. Creepydude:

Wait a second

How are you texting this number

Peter:
Wrong number?

Mr. Creepydude:
You could only text this number if it text you first

Peter:
I upgraded my phone, maybe it has to do with that?

Mr. Creepydude:
Kid who are you?

Peter:
Nope
Nope
Not telling you that

Mr. Creepydude:
And why not?

Peter:
Because I don't give strangers info on me

(Y/N) said I shouldn't