I was sleeping in my bed when I heard 3 bangs, it's from my front door.
Storming down my stairs I see a silhouette, it doesn't look a normal person, but I shrug it off.
Slamming the door open, I see the one and only Shrek.
"Alright sugar tits?" He asks while storming into my house.
I don't say a word.
He's jumping up my stairs and goes into my bedroom, I of course follow him and there he is, laying on my bed butt naked.
"Come lay down ya old fucker" he says. I obey and lay down.
As soon as I lay down he says " let's have a good old shag, what do you say?"
"Yes shrek." I whisper.
And like a whippet he's on top of me and put me in handcuffs.
"This okay for you?" He calmly asks.
"Yes you sexy fucker, fuck me." I reply.
And just like that, my clothes are off.
LOL how cool am I?
Next chapter coming soon you horny fucks.
