Short mystery stories

Fnafs

Ian's Job

It was Monday, Anthony was really excited about his new job.

"Don't get all dressed up, it's just a night job." Ian said.

"So? I'll dress up if I wanna!" Anthony replied.
Ugh, you are so damn stubborn! Ian thought.

After getting his new clothes on, he got outside at 11:48.

"Well c'mon Ian! Don't wanna be late!"

"Okay, okay! Asshole."

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"Hello! Hello, hello! Uh I wanted to record a message for you, to get you settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked before you. I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?

Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.

Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."

"What the f#%k?!" Ian exclaimed.

"Don't worry, it's probably just a prank. Calm down!"

Ian picks up the monitor, and almost pissed himself.

"HOLY SHIT!"

"WHAT? WHAT?"

Anthony picks up the monitor, and gasps.
GASP

The camera goes black.

"SIGNAL LOST"

"What the-"

"Check another camera!" Ian yelled.

"Oh crap! He's in the... supply closet?" Anthony asked, extremely puzzled.

"SIGNAL LOST"

Ian checks the left door light.

"CLOSE IT!"
SLAM

"Holy shit, was that real?" Anthony asked.

"Real or not, I need new pants." Ian said, shamefully.

"Goddamn it Ian! I'll turn around."

Ian takes off his old pants, filled with shit.

"UGH! Throw that at the bunny!"

"Hold on! Let me get my other pair on!"

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"Ugh, only 3:37." Ian complained.

"Shut up! Check the camera."

"Oh crap! Pirates cove is... empty."

Anthony could hear running.
SLAM

"The fox! HE'S OUT!" Ian yelled.

"It's closed, don't worry you pussy."
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Foxy was in the window.

"OH SHIT!"

"GOD DAMN IT! FUCK!"

They screamed as Foxy scratched at the window.
SCHREEEEEEEEEEEECH

"Oh god!"

The light went out.

"DAMN IT!"

Hold on, he's back in pirate's cove." Ian reassured Anthony.

"Good, he scares the shit out of me."

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5:36 a.m.

"Oh thank god!" Anthony screamed to the heavens.

"Not over yet."
Slowed giggle, and moan

"SHIT! CLOSE THE DOORS!"
SLAM
SLAM

5:52 a.m.

"Don't worry, we can make it." Ian said, lying

"6:00!"

To be continued...