One Percent. (Mark/Sean egos texting)

quiet!!!

Dark👻- Mark, if you could please go to Wilfords room and tell him to be quiet, I would greatly appreciate it.

Mark😎- I have my headphones on, why is he being loud? Also why dont you go tell him yourself?

Google👓- Wilford is acquainted by Bing, they havent stopped being loud for the past forty minutes.

Mark😎- ok but that doesnt answer why you cant just go and tell him yourself.

Dark👻- I simply dont want to make contact with either of those fools.

Mark😎- You dont thimk they're...👀

Dark👻- No.

Mark😎- 👀👀👀

Dark👻- No...

Google👓- If you are referring to two men having intercourse, yes that is a possibility.

Mark😎- you weren't supposed to actually say it-

Dark👻- No, they cant be, that's disgusting, Wilford and Bing that is.

Mark😎- Imma call another ego and tell them to go knock.

Dark👻- ok...

*10 minutes later*

Mark😎- Ok, I called Host, he can just tell us what's happening, instead of actually going and knocking.

Host📖- The Host closed his eyes and tried to focus to see what was going on in the other room.

Dark👻- oh God here we go.

Host📖- The Host tried and failed, they were too far from the room to see anything.

Mark😎- Ok ok, I'll get a little closer and see if I can hear anything.

Dark👻- good luck with that.

*5 minutes later*

<Mark😎, sent a voice recording>

🔊- stop moving so much, you're never gonna get it in.

🔊- Its not my fault it's so slimy.

🔊- I think it's too big.

Mark😎- ...it cut off after that.

Dark👻- That's it, imma go stop this Madness.

<Dark👻, started a call>

Dark🔊- Ok, I'm going in.

Host🔊- Darkiplier crashes the door open to find the two men.

Mark🔊- What do you see? Wait no dont answer that-

Dark🔊- What the actual hell are you two doing!?

🔉- making slime balloons...why? We can make you one.

Dark🔊- No, that's not- what? What's all this about being too big and slimy?

🔉- yeah he had too much slime in his hand to fit in the balloon, and its slimy because...its slime.

Host🔊- Dark passes out from the sheer confusion and surprise.

Mark🔊- I mentally cannot anymore. I really should just get rid of you guys.