5 inches is a lot tbh

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((That's a picture of me in the snow :) I'm the one laying down-))

Mark😎- Hey Google.

Google👓- How may I be of assistance?

Warfy🍭- Can you beatbox?

Google👓- Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots-

Mark😎- Google stop. That's not what I was gonna ask.

Google👓- Apologies, how may I help you MARK?

Mark😎- Weather status.

Google👓- The weather is 52 degrees, feels like 52, partly cloudy, not expecting precipitation tomorrow, temperatures ranging from 52 degrees to 61 by 10 am today.

Bing🤙🏼- WHAT!? ARE WE NOT GONNA GET SNOW UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER PLACES!? NOT FAIR!

Google👓- Please be reasonable, default, the last time it snowed in Los Angeles was January of 1962.

Dark👻- Its better that it doesnt snow, its safer and easier to get to places. Plus I've already bought a few bags of salt just in case.

Warfy🍭- I dont think you needa be any saltier Darky Dark.

Dark👻- The salts for the road you idiot, and for the last time for god's sake dont call me Darky Dark.

Mark😎- Dark's right Wilford, it's too dangerous to be out in the snow.

Warfy🍭- Well what you dont know is that me and Bing took a secret trip to Texas a few days ago.

Mark😎- Wilford you absolute dumbass, we're still in a pandemic why would you travel?

Warfy🍭- Dont worry! We took all precautions, we used your credit card and got private seats, only me and bing, plus had our masks on the whole time.

Dark👻- Why did you even mention this trip?

Bing🤙🏼- He wanted to show you the pictures we took!!!

Mark😎- Ugh...fine send em.

Bing🤙🏼-

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