At the gate

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10 minutes later, they all wound up in the forest, and sneak to the bushes near the castle.

Croc- Well. Here we are.

Tigs- A good thing I got my phantom ruby proof tongs I invented.

Smarty- Vector. You go save Amy. We'll find Infinite and take his heart out.

???- Hey!

Shadette: Huh?

Everyone looks up amd sees a tall , red , gray , and white imp up on the top , keeping watch.

Malikai: Hey he's just like you Blitzo!

Pentol: Is that your cousin?

Blitzo- What ? I never seen this imp before in my life !!

Sylvius- Ello !

Morty: Who are you?

Sylvius- They call me Sylvius !

Tigs: Hey can you open the door for us?

Sylvius- Well , I would do it but I don't think Lyric would be very keen of the proposition !

Pentol: I knew he would reject the idea.

Smarty- Can we at least get a look inside !

Sylvius- No ! Of course not ! You're classical toon type , sir !

Crystal- What are you then ?

Sylvius- I'm Vivziepop! Why do you think I have this exotic animation design?!

Moxxie- Then , what are you doing here if you're Vivziepop !

Sylvius- Mind your goddamn business !

Malikai: Don't make me come up there to kick your ass!

Savy: Please my friend needs me!

Sylvius- You don't frighten my classical pig dogs ! Go boil your bottoms , sons of a silly bitch !

Pentol: Is he speaking british?

Sylvius- I'll blow my nose at you guys so cold ! You and you silly toon nincompoops !

Sylvius blows the raspberry down at them as he pats his horns.

Ludel: Man this guy is a pain in the face.

Smarty- You're telling me.

Cherry: Open the drawbridge now!

Croc- He's not going to do it. That guy is a sassy stubborn guard.

Malikai: Now you tell us. *looks at Sylvius* Open the draw bridge now!

Sylvius- I don't want to talk to you anymore , you empty headed animals food trough wiper !

Smarty- What ?!

Sylvius- I flip you off in you general direction ! All your mothers were hamsters and all your fathers smelt of elderberries !

Pentol deadplanned: Bruh.

Morty growls: Hey my mom's not a hamster!

Smarty- You guys , that's not what the actually meant.

Ludel: Huh?

Smarty- When he said your moms were hamsters , he's saying your mothers are fast reproducing dames while your fathers smelt of alcohol.

They gasped*

Malikai growls*

Smarty- Look, we're dine being nice now, either you let us in or I'ma--!

Then a cow was tossed high in the air from the castle and moos as it heads their way

Tops: Look out!

Everyone runs out of the way as Moxxie gets crushed by the cow

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie- I'm fine.

Then , a goat , a pig , a duck , a goose , and a chicken are tossed at them.

Tigs: Run!

A goose lands on Tigs and honks angrily as it attacks him and flaps it wings at him

Tigs: Ah! Get it off!

Then, a goat rams Blitzo in the dick.

Blitzo- Aaaahh ! Mother fucker !

A chicken clucks aggressively as it tries to claw Malikai.

Malikai: Stupid chicken!

Sylvius- Ha ha ha ! How do you like me now , classic toons folk ?! You sons of a window dresser !

Shadette: Hey that's not nice!

Issac: You jerk!

Sylvius- You think you can out clever me with your knees-bent running about advancing behavior ?! I'll wave my private parts at your wives you cheesy lot of secondhand electric donkey bottom biters !

Ludel: Well now he is being ridiculous.

Smarty- Let us in !

Sylvius- Not a chance , classic toon bed wetters !

Pentol growls*

Savy: Look let us in or else!

Sylvius- No! I burst my pimples at you and call your bridge opening request a silly thing! You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

They gasped*

Malikai: WHAT?!?!

Sylvius chuckles deviously at that roast.

Shadette growls: Can I turn into my monster form guys?

Sylvius- Go ahead ! Turn into a monster , rip my insides, my horns , and my balls ! But , I will NEVER open that bridge you illegitimate-faced bugger folks !

Pentol: You better stop doing that.

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