10 minutes later, they all wound up in the forest, and sneak to the bushes near the castle.
Croc- Well. Here we are.
Tigs- A good thing I got my phantom ruby proof tongs I invented.
Smarty- Vector. You go save Amy. We'll find Infinite and take his heart out.
???- Hey!
Shadette: Huh?
Everyone looks up amd sees a tall , red , gray , and white imp up on the top , keeping watch.
Malikai: Hey he's just like you Blitzo!
Pentol: Is that your cousin?
Blitzo- What ? I never seen this imp before in my life !!
Sylvius- Ello !
Morty: Who are you?
Sylvius- They call me Sylvius !
Tigs: Hey can you open the door for us?
Sylvius- Well , I would do it but I don't think Lyric would be very keen of the proposition !
Pentol: I knew he would reject the idea.
Smarty- Can we at least get a look inside !
Sylvius- No ! Of course not ! You're classical toon type , sir !
Crystal- What are you then ?
Sylvius- I'm Vivziepop! Why do you think I have this exotic animation design?!
Moxxie- Then , what are you doing here if you're Vivziepop !
Sylvius- Mind your goddamn business !
Malikai: Don't make me come up there to kick your ass!
Savy: Please my friend needs me!
Sylvius- You don't frighten my classical pig dogs ! Go boil your bottoms , sons of a silly bitch !
Pentol: Is he speaking british?
Sylvius- I'll blow my nose at you guys so cold ! You and you silly toon nincompoops !
Sylvius blows the raspberry down at them as he pats his horns.
Ludel: Man this guy is a pain in the face.
Smarty- You're telling me.
Cherry: Open the drawbridge now!
Croc- He's not going to do it. That guy is a sassy stubborn guard.
Malikai: Now you tell us. *looks at Sylvius* Open the draw bridge now!
Sylvius- I don't want to talk to you anymore , you empty headed animals food trough wiper !
Smarty- What ?!
Sylvius- I flip you off in you general direction ! All your mothers were hamsters and all your fathers smelt of elderberries !
Pentol deadplanned: Bruh.
Morty growls: Hey my mom's not a hamster!
Smarty- You guys , that's not what the actually meant.
Ludel: Huh?
Smarty- When he said your moms were hamsters , he's saying your mothers are fast reproducing dames while your fathers smelt of alcohol.
They gasped*
Malikai growls*
Smarty- Look, we're dine being nice now, either you let us in or I'ma--!
Then a cow was tossed high in the air from the castle and moos as it heads their way
Tops: Look out!
Everyone runs out of the way as Moxxie gets crushed by the cow
Millie: Moxxie!
Moxxie- I'm fine.
Then , a goat , a pig , a duck , a goose , and a chicken are tossed at them.
Tigs: Run!
A goose lands on Tigs and honks angrily as it attacks him and flaps it wings at him
Tigs: Ah! Get it off!
Then, a goat rams Blitzo in the dick.
Blitzo- Aaaahh ! Mother fucker !
A chicken clucks aggressively as it tries to claw Malikai.
Malikai: Stupid chicken!
Sylvius- Ha ha ha ! How do you like me now , classic toons folk ?! You sons of a window dresser !
Shadette: Hey that's not nice!
Issac: You jerk!
Sylvius- You think you can out clever me with your knees-bent running about advancing behavior ?! I'll wave my private parts at your wives you cheesy lot of secondhand electric donkey bottom biters !
Ludel: Well now he is being ridiculous.
Smarty- Let us in !
Sylvius- Not a chance , classic toon bed wetters !
Pentol growls*
Savy: Look let us in or else!
Sylvius- No! I burst my pimples at you and call your bridge opening request a silly thing! You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
They gasped*
Malikai: WHAT?!?!
Sylvius chuckles deviously at that roast.
Shadette growls: Can I turn into my monster form guys?
Sylvius- Go ahead ! Turn into a monster , rip my insides, my horns , and my balls ! But , I will NEVER open that bridge you illegitimate-faced bugger folks !
Pentol: You better stop doing that.
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