ADVENTURE OF SALVIN SAWYERR

COLLY 🐕

You there, move your chair closer. Yes, y'all should gather around me; I've got a little story to tell you...hold that dog, don't let it run. It's dead meat today!
Picture me, ehn, wearing this very cool shirt, the one you saw Drake wear in his last video, over this lovely pencil-jean. My eyes were shaded under this cool pair of spectacles, I don't mean that my nerdy glasses o. Around my neck, the latest MP3 headphone sat delicately. And of course, I was wearing a facecap — teen fresh! — all in black. I felt like Will Smith in his movie, MIB (Men in Black).
Chatting on Facebook Messenger with my iPhone — what's the name? — I bounced into what I thought was a restaurant, I was at Seattle, Washington, at the moment. I quickly scanned the name written above — STARBUCKS — I didn't care to read the remaining part. I nodded as I looked round, VIP things. . .
"Howdy, miss. I'd like to have a Double-smoked bacon, cheddar & egg sandwich," I said to the young lass at the counter who was extremely blushing.
She wasn't saying anything, just staring at my lips. I repeated what I'd said and she nodded. Something told me she was lip reading, so I asked, "Can you hear me?" at which she shaked her head in the negative. Replying with sign language, "I'm deaf."
Mehn! I was dumbstrucked. Noticing this, she pointed to a banner not too far from my right hand, on the wall. It said: STARBUCKS SIGNING STORE. My eyes were wide; it's a deaf restaurant!
Well, that one can't spoil my day nah, I thought. And besides, sign language is my best language.
I began signing with Harriett — that's her name — telling her how cute she looked. I was just doing it for fun o. She was in the moment — just blushing as if I'd given her a million dollar contract, although I was planning of doing so, this lady deserved one.
All of a sudden 😭 — this is the painful part — her face moved breath-length from my face. Before I knew it, her pink tongue — or was it red? — covered my face in slime. I was about interjecting when the face-licking continued vehemently.
O boy! Wonders shall never end! When I was thinking things were going wonderfully well for me, I opened my eyes to see myself on bed, face to the ceiling, barechested, and Colly my dog enjoying the taste of my face like candy 🍬!
Can you imagine that dog?! Hold it for me, it's dead today. Wassiu, go and put water in fire for me — I didn't even get to eat my Double-smoked bacon, cheddar & egg sandwich first before I woke up from my dream!😭😭🤧🤧😭
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Just in case you want to know more about my dog, there's a poem I wrote on him here in Wattpad. You can search it in my profile.