Walking into the choir room I drop my things seeing Tina not herself. I run towards her kneeling in front of her and moving her face. "What happened to my Tina?" I asked before James coughs saying "my Tina" I just slap his face lightly before looking towards Tina again "who did it? who said you couldn't be yourself?" I asked pouting as she nodded saying "Principle I'm here" but Mike pulls me off letting me sit besides her as class starts.
Jellyfish then says "This so isn't you" while Artie says "it's so weird" I just nod agreeing while rubbing Tina's back and she answers back "I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian." Mr. Shue then asks "Tina, are there any other looks you can try?" "Biker chick?" "Cow girl?" "Hoodrat" "Computer programmer" "Cross-country skier" "catholic schoolgirl" "happy meal, no onions. or a chicken." then my answer being "Tomboy?" but then Tina shakes her head saying "Look, I appreciate it, guys, but it just isn't me. I know who I am, and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like communism."
Rachel enters the room saying "Guys, we have a serious problem. You know how I've been doing some deep background on vocal Adrenaline?" Making Artie say "isn't that against the rules?" Rachel answered back "No, not at all. Or probably. Whatever! Anyway, what I figured out; I rooted through the dumpster behind Carmel auditorium and I found 18 emptier boxes of Christmas lights." making me say "They must really like Christmas lights" but James pushes me slightly while Tina says "Oh, no." before Rachel continues "which led me to Joelle Fabrics. I asked them about red Chantilly lace. They were sold out."
Mercedes then says "Oh, sweet Jesus." then Kurt "Oh, my." After connecting the dots I yell "Oh hell no!" making everyone jump from my outburst and Mr. Shue then asks "what is it?" Kurt and I at the same time say "they're doing Gaga" and Mercedes continuing off "that's it. It's over" and Rachel saying "Exactly" "We should have guessed it. They're going for full-out theatricality. They know it's the easiest way to beat us. Damn them." Kurt says annoyed while puck asks "what's up with this Gaga dude? He just, like, dresses weird, right? like Bowie?"
"Lady Gaga isa woman. She's only the biggest pop act to come along in decades. She's boundary-pushing, the most theatrical performer of our generation. And she changes her look faster than Britt changes her sexual partners." I laugh leaning against Mike as Britt says "that's true." "It makes sense that Vocal Adrenaline would pay homage. It's a brilliant move. She's a perfect fit for them." Artie saying making all the girls and Kurt nod agreeing.
"Hold on a second. We might be able to kill two birds with one stone here. We can help Tina find a new look and find a competitive number for regionals. This week, your assignment: Gaga" Mr. Shue says making all the girls and Kurt gasp and start thinking of ideas. While I just lean back thinking in my head not making any noises. Mike then kisses me making me stop thinking and moan softly making the rest of the class say "Oooooo~" I push Mike back blushing while asking "Wh-what?" I wipe my lip as he wiped his bottom lip saying "checking if you were okay" I pout pushing him slightly making him laugh.
