Why won't this sloth leave

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(That's my baby boy Felix but we mostly call him Michi or rat when he gets on my nerves ok on with the story)

"Why would I ask- never mind," I tell him then I turn my direction to the angry rhinos that we're chasing this ground sloth

"Hey umm... can we help you or is it your plan to bother other animals?" I told the rhinos in an annoyed tone

Present time

"That's OK. We'll have some fun with him." The rhino said to us

"Manny can we leave this isn't our business," I told Manny
"Don't let them impale me. I wanna live." The green sloth said while trying to get a hold of Manny's leg

"Get off me," Manny told the sloth in an annoyed tone while throwing him off his foot

"Come on, you're makin' a scene."

"We'll just take our furry piòata and go," the rhino told Manny

   "If it's not them today, it's someone else tomorrow," Manny told the green sloth

"Well, I'd rather it not be today. OK?" The sloth told Manny

"We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing." The rhino told the sloth

"Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians." Manny told the rhinos

"I guess times change can we leave now?" I told manny

"An excellent point." The sloth said still hiding behind me and Manny

"Shut up." Both I and Manny yelled at the sloth

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After Manny took care of those rhinos that almost hurt everyone the sloth thought it was a good idea to celebrate by jumping on Manny which made him step and fall down the cliff and pushed me down with him

"Great now you've done it do you have any idea how much that hurt!" I yelled at the sloth

"You have beautiful eyes." The sloth told Manny and got closer to get a better look just as I was about to tackle him

   "Get off my face," Manny said to the sloth and pushed him off his face.

   "Whoa, we make a great team. What do you say we head south together?" the sloth told us and started following us as we started walking away from the sloth

   "Great. Jump on my back and relax the whole way." Manny told the sloth sarcastically

  "Wow, really?" the sloth asked Manny not noticing the sarcasm in his tone

   "No," Manny told the sloth

   "Don't you have better things to do instead of bothering us?" I mumbled hoping the sloth heard me

  "Wait, aren't you going south? The change of seasons, migration instincts. Any of this a-ringin' a bell?"

"I guess not. Bye." both Manny and I said at the same time and continued walking away.

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