Another bonus chapter

34 0 0
                                    

Cardin Winchester is picking on poor fanus

Jaune: see? He's not just a jerk to me! He's a jerk to everybod- where did (Y/N) go?

The screams of what sounds like a dying velociraptor mixed with a pterodactyl and a 13 year old kid who just won his first fortnite game is heard.

Rwby and Jnpr: what was that!?!?

(Y/N) calmly sits back down at the table with a object in his hand that no one can quite make out...

(Y/N): was

Jaune: w-what?

(Y/N) turns and looks at him blankly.

(Y/N): was Jaune he was.

(Y/N) then places the head of pinkie pie on the table

(Y/N): shit! Wrong head!

*windows crash*

(Y/N): was Jaune... he was

Jaune: (Y/N)?... bro? What do you mean?

(Y/N) then places the head of Cardin on the table with THE GOLDEN SPORK *angel sounds* still in his jaw

Jaune: (Y/N)! What the fuck!?

(Y/N): come on bro... don't lose your head over it?

Jaune: what?

The camera shift to the table where everyone's heads are gone. Their body's all fall

(Y/N): welp *unzips*

*windows crash*

Jaune: (Y/N)! What the fuck!?

(Y/N): what?

Pyrrha: you killed him!

(Y/N): no I didn't!

Blake: yes you did!

(Y/N): you can't prove that

Ruby: you're literally red handed!

(Y/N) runs his blood covered hand down Ruby's face  leaving blood

(Y/N): shhhh. *monotone*

*ruby screams*

Weiss: (Y/N)! He's dead!

(Y/N): it's okay Weiss it's in the past

Weiss: it was literally a minute ago!

(Y/N): that's a matter of opinion

Ren: no it isn't! Where's Nora!?

Nora is seen in the background beating the rest of Cardins team with his legs

Nora: reach thigh and aim for the sky! Don't worry who cares if we have a leg up? Just because he's gone doesn't mean you have to be car- done!

New Game? (Male reader x RWBY) (on hold for who knows how long)Where stories live. Discover now