Mirage : "Do you ever have a lover in the past?"
Crypto : yelling "I AM SINGLE AND VIRGIN AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THOSE!"
Mirage : "So you don't have someone you deeply care about."
Crypto : "I do, actually."
Mirage : "Who?"
Crypto : "My kids."
Mirage : "What kids?! You just said you were a virgin!"
Crypto : "I have kids. They are the video games i bought with my paycheck. I treat them lovingly and put them safely."
Mirage :
YOU ARE READING
Cryptage Shit-posting
HumorBasically just random headcanon encounters between them. Hope i can make all you guys laugh. Mostly about Crypto and Mirage romantically but other occasional platonic encounters are also added. Rank 1 in #elliottwitt and #taejoonpark at the same tim...
