Mortals meet Genderbent Percabeth

Addison Campbell

Okay before you ask i may or may not be craving Campbell's chicken Noodle soup right now and i put the song in because y not and did you guys know Tony starks last name backwards is spelled skrats y not thus for he is reckless but his last was irrelevant thank you

Addison's pov:
Hello Peasants my name well it's Addison duh how did you not know that are you living under a rock (Yes i am living under a rock it's a lovely rock called a house im not sure of you stupid but if you think houses are rocks that's on you not on me) i Have Brown Hair with Purple tips and Brown eyes but i cover my eyes up with Green contacts and obviously the hottest girl has to have the hottest guy the hottest guy well his name is Andrew Chase he rejects every one he has gray eyes that calculate your every move he has dirty blond hair he is popular but doesn't care for it he is a nerd and he is so athletic you would see him and fall in love instantly 

theres a new girl and she became the captain of our school swim team quickly apparently she swam in the olympics and won gold for fun what kind of girl does that anyway i hoping she would join my squad she had the body hair and eyes to be one of us she just need to where less baggy clothes she isn't that smart either and her and Andrew don't seem to like each other so i should be good

Time skip 4 weeks later
That new girl i was talking about her Name is Percy she is now our friend hut we act nice around her she was on our side in gym class and Andrew was on the other side in 10 minutes everyone else was out and she was in for our side and Andrew was in for there side dodge balls were being thrown at inhuman speed this hoes on for like 30 minutes until Percy wom percy smiled and did a little victory dance like she won something other than dodge ball and Andrew rolled his eyes Percy went over to us

"Hey Ladies" she says

"Hey Percy how did you see the balls moving at inhuman speed" i ask her

"ADHD also my reflexes just kicked in" she says i nod

"I had no idea you ADHD" Emily says

"I only thought you Had Dyslexia" Jammie says

"Same anyway ladies want to go to the mall" i ask

"I would but i have to babysit Estelle my little sister" Percy says

"You should take her with you than" Jammie says

"Alright ill come" she says we squeal

"Finally we Got the Percy Jackson to come to the mall with us" Emily says

Just then Andrew walk over and says

"Γεια φύκια Μπράιαν" (Translate: Hey seaweed brain) Percy smiles

(Italics will be in Greek)

"Hey wise guy"

"So any plans"

"Yea these idiots are being nice around me but they are all like derw a total bitch"

Andrew laughs

"You still owe me cookies wise guy i won the bet" Percy says they must be speaking in forgotten language Andrew nods and walks away

"So why do you and Andrew hate eachother so much" Jammie asks

"Oh uhhhh my dad and his mom Hate eachother so its kinda hate for his mom that my dad has and i guess it just passed down to the next generation" she says than her eyes widen

"Shoot i forgot all about that i can't make it to the mall i have to bring Estelle to A friends than i have to go see my dad" Percy says

I hear Andrew telling his friends why he cant make it something about a camp hes going to