Sasha: hey Eren.
Eren: yes?
Sasha: do you wanna help me pick out a Christmas tree?
Eren: ugh, sure?
Sasha: yes! OK but I need you to carry it.
Eren: um..if you need someone to carry it get Mikasa.
Sasha: no! I need you!
Eren: why?
Sasha: so you can carry it in your titan form!
Eren: Sasha, how big of a tree do you want?
Sasha: rembeber the forest we tried to capture the female titan in?
Eren: no Sasha,
Eren: that will not fit in our front door.
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Attack On Randomness
FanfictionMaybe some facts, maybe some crack. maybe some high pitch armin wails. maybe some things that are so odd, your brain explodes. Just some interesting fandom jokes i find while browsing our wonderful internet :3