Hange: I swear i ahvent taken a dump n WEEKS
Levi: SO like, crap isnt coming out?
Erwin:....
Hange: No! not at all!
Levi: Maybe one of your titan pets crawled up your a$$hole and died.
Erwin:......
Hange: haha! If that happened i would have noticed the titan steam.
Levi: tch. if i pulled it from your ass would that count as a titan kill?
Erwin:..o.o.
Hange: only if it was alive. my bowles would of crushed it.. you know?
Levi: it would be the smell that kills it. your ass isnt that small.
Hange: so you have been looking at my ass levi?
Erwin: CAN YOU TWO GO FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT RANDOM GROSS SHIT LIKE ASSES AND BOWLES AND TITANS AT BREAKFAST?!?!!??!? I FEEL LIKE A GLORIFIED BABYSITTER!!!
Hange: I guess im not the only one with somethign up my ass.
Levi: *chokes on tea*
and that trainees, is why Erwin is upstairs screaming into his pillow
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Attack On Randomness
FanfictionMaybe some facts, maybe some crack. maybe some high pitch armin wails. maybe some things that are so odd, your brain explodes. Just some interesting fandom jokes i find while browsing our wonderful internet :3
