Jean is texting marco
Marco: JEAN WHY DID YOU SEND ME NUDES
Jean: I DIDNT
Jean I SENT THEM TO MIKASA
Marco YOUR DICK PICS ARE MOST DEFINITLY ON MY PHONE
Jean MARCO AND MIKASA ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER ON MY PHONE
Jean GOD THIS IS A DISASTER
Marco I think its about to get worse.
Jean how could it get worse?
Marco .....you sent it to EVERYONE in your contacts.
Jean: F^CK
Jean texting Eren
Eren: you may look like a horse
Eren: but you sure aren't hung like one.
Jean: cheap talk from a guy with no dick at all.
Eren: make fun of my titan transformation all you want.
Eren: because next time I'm stepping on your sorry ass.
Jean texting Ymir
Ymir: Why.
Jean: they were meat for mikasa.
Ymir: well thank you.
Jean: ....huh?
Ymir: it is stuff like this that makes me sure I'm gay.
Jean: f^ck you.
Jean texting Reiner
Reiner: I knew it.
Jean: they were meat for mikasa
Reiner: ......oh
Reiner: in that case, disread those pics I sent in return.
Jean: REINER.
Jean texting mikasa
Mikasa: sorry, my phone is broken. I can't receive pics. What was it you were trying to send me?
Jean: ......forget it.
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Attack On Randomness
FanfictionMaybe some facts, maybe some crack. maybe some high pitch armin wails. maybe some things that are so odd, your brain explodes. Just some interesting fandom jokes i find while browsing our wonderful internet :3
