Usapyon's Love Struggles

A Rude Awakening

Last time on Dragon Ball Z- I mean previously on U.L.Ps(Usapyon Love Problems for short): "As Usapyon was leaving he heard an ominous noise coming from the trash can. "Huh..?" It was the Bop It from yesterday, something seemed different about it. Usapyon didn't know what it was so he took it out of the trash can and went home, on his way there he was playing with the Bop it and as he was playing with it he wasn't paying attention and walked into the middle of traffic without realizing it. Then a huge bus was coming towards him at fast speeds and Usapyon had no time to react"

Now continuing on U.L.Ps.

Usapyon closed his eyes as the bus almost hit him, the bop it had saved him somehow as he found himself at home laying on the floor. His legs were sorta broken so he crawled onto the couch and wondered what the hell happened, no one was there. It was dead silent, not a single noise was heard as if he was in some sort of dream world. "U-uh..H-hello?" His voice echoed throughout the house as he laid down on the couch confused. He crawled to the bathroom and wrapped his legs with toilet paper as some sort of cast and got some crutches that were stored in the closet when he was looking for something to support himself, he was too small for it so he just tried to walk having to use the walls and tables as support. He eventually got his way to the door and tried to open it but it was locked, no key holes, not locks. Just a door knob on a door. He limped his way back to the couch and sat down before realizing the bright light outside. He couldn't quite see anything with the bright light as it was like some flashlight in his eyes, his ears started ringing with this loud beeping noise and he got pissed from it and tried everything to get the noise to stop. He eventually tried the door again and it opened only to fall down a big hole, he fell for hours, well it seemed like hours. Anyway, he was fallin'. Nothing below him but boiling lava. Good thing he found some sort of a magic balloon somehow. He eventually flew upwards after touching the balloon, the balloon slowly lowered down and popped and he then continued falling. He was falling and found himself in this cave covered with dark blue walls with red painted from the lava that was flowing like water in a stream. Usapyon landed on this raft that was made of skulls and bones. He rode it down the lava stream but the raft was heading straight for a lava waterfall(wonder if anyone got this reference) Usapyon hit the lava waterfall and he woke up in a bed sweating. His legs had toilet paper around them. He looked around and he was just in bed next to Inaho. He got up to get a drink but to his surprise, his legs were broken. He poked Inaho to go get a glass of water for him as he laid back again. On the table next to Usapyon was the Bop It from earlier.