Hello.
I am cat.
I do have a name, given to me by my human slave, but it is an unprofessional name, so I stick with cat.
I suppose this whole fiasco started on 2014, June 7th, when the big rolling things came into the castle next to mine. The slave calls them "Town-houses", but he's clearly making up words, and they are obviously castles, seeing how big they are. Humans kept coming in and out of the castle beside mine, taking things out of the big white rolling things, and taking things inside. Getting a closer look from my view of the windowsill in my castle I saw big letters on the side of the big rolling things. Using my heightened knowledge, I read, "Mo's Moving", but that sounded like another made-up word, so I ignored it. Eventually the big rolling things left, and next came a smaller rolling thing. It looked like the shade of strawberries slave keeps in the fridge, and out of it came two more humans. They looked tired, amd yet excited, well one of them did. The other, smaller copy of the other was staring at a small glowing box in her hands. So the humans figured out how to clone themselves. I thought. Although there were some differences between the big one and small one, it was pretty close. Too close..I didn't like this. Why would they send two of their clones right next to me, the exact time i'm on my windowsill??? And then I came to a stunning conclusion.They were there to spy on me.
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The Cat Next Door
فكاهةHello. I am cat. The humans next door are slowly plotting our demise. And I must stop them.