[Just a couple things based on some videos I saw. Some are comedy skits and some are videos. Shout out to you if you know them. I just wanted to write something fun, I count this as canon somehow, Lol!]
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Tooru: Santa Clause, what do I need to do to raise my grade?
Santa Y/n: Let me see that-! Oh, your grades need Jesus.
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Y/n: Ask me what kind of tree I have.
Kyoko: No.
Y/n: Come just ask me what kind of tree I have.
Kyoko: No.
Y/n: Sis, just ask me what kind of tree I-
Kyoko: What kind of tree do you have?
Y/n: It's a Chris Pine.
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Y/n: Toss me my keys.
A tree narrowly misses your body...
Y/n: I said my keys...
Yuki: I thought you said christmas tree!
Y/n: Why the fuck would I say christmas tree?!
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Kyoko: Why are you making me sing? I hate singing. I don't even know when I come- 🎶 I~ Don't want a lot for Christmas~🎶
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Y/n: Why British people don't have an Angel at the top of their christmas tree? Because where the fuck would the tea bag go!
Yuki: Y/n. I don't think you're allowed to say this type a joke...
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Miyamura: You stay positive, you always believe things are going to work out. How do you do it?
Y/n: Well, I'll tell you my secret, BFF... I lie to myself. Every morning when I wake up I say everything is going to be okay, but I'm lying. And I don't now how much longer... I can do it.... Well, have a swell night!
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Sengoku: So this is the house. What do you think about it?
Y/n: Yo. What's upstairs?
Sengoku: Bro.... stairs don't talk.
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Tooru: 🎶Roxanne~! Roxanne~🎶
Y/n: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Tooru: 🎶All she wanna do it party all night~🎶
Kyoko: SHUT UP!!!
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Kyousuke: Open the door, we just wanna talk a little bit.
Kyoko: Come on just open the door. Let me talk to you.
Souta: Let me talk to you.
Kyousuke: We just want to talk to you. Just open it a little.
Kyoko: Y/n, we don't have the razor. Souta has a hammer but he's not gonna do anything with it.
You open the door a little bit worried and they kick the door open and all walk in with their actions in sync.
All: Y/n, your options no longer matters. An executive decision has been made by the Hori Council and we will be shaving your head.
Y/n: I'm not fucking shaving it.
Your mother walks in at a blinding speed with the razor.
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