I'm a boy?! (CUTIE)

First.

Everything what was left on my memory is nothing. As in, my adequate mind had blackout, but my soul and body had fun, they had a party.

POV Chris

I watched crazy Yan and pulled a camera, you don't often meet a guy, who twerks on YOUR bed. No matter how many times I tried to push him down, he still got right into my bed. I haven't seen such a washed up moron in a long time. Ricky and Nick were also laughing and recording with their phones, whistling for Yan. He tripped over nightstand and started to scream about some bandage, which he had to take off, because apparently it's too tight. Uhm, I wonder at what spot is that bandage.

-Chris, listen, are you straight?...hic..-he asked, I raised my eyebrow.

-What a question?! I mean, aren't you?

-O-o-oh, I can tell you even more! Actually I'm a gi...hic...oops, what did I want to say?-he scratched his head, for some reason I wanted to smash him against the nightstand. I shouldn't have given him my drink, he was already inadequate enough.

-Okay, show is over, go to sleep, alkie!-I yelled, when Yan came on to pleased Rick on his bed. I  went to them, got him away from my friend and threw him on his own bed.

-Hey! I want to dance, you freak! You are the one who gave me that bullshit!!-he jumped up and ran to the door.

-Where the hell are you going?? Security guard will kill us.-Nick grabbed him by his arm, but he dodged and ran out the door to the hallway. I went after him or he will fall downstairs again and will tell the principal that I pushed him down.

Las year it was more peaceful and roommate was a good guy, but that didn't save him from us with Ricky and Nick. After three months he took off, with shining bald head and broken hand. And Yan maims himself, we don't even have to try. Nick didn't even touch him once, he used to be different.

Yan turned to the different direction and went upstairs. Then I lost him completely, seems like he entered someone's room.
-Fuck him anyway.-I gave up and went back to my room.

POV Seva

Someone started to pound on our door, I woke up first, since it's 1 a.m. I opened the door and Yan barged in drunk as a lord. Did you get drunk like that yourself?! I caught him in my arms, because he was about to fall down.

-S...seva, it's you?-he pronounced it, as if he was in the fog.

-Yes, what's wrong?! When did you manage to drink so much?-I whispered, not wanting to wake someone up.

Yan frowned.
-I don't remember...but I have to pee..do you have a restroom? I'm about to explode.
I brought him to the bathroom and began to look after him.
-Er-r, turn around! It's inappropriate to watch girls...-he kicked me out of the bathroom, I stared wide eyed at the door. What girls? Is he trippin?! I knocked on the door not understanding, if he was joking or not.

-W-ait,-he hardly opened the door.-Se-eva, are you my friend?

-Yes..

-That's so cool, bro! Untie my bandage, I beg!

-What? Which?

-It takes you so long to think.-he put his hands under the shirt.-I can't untie it, fuck.

-Anyways Yan, if you will visit me like that one more time, I swear..-I came to the shower and poured cold water on him.

-What are you doing?! I'm so cold...w-wig! My poor wig..

Yan touched his head and took off his hair!

-What the fuck?!!-I quietly screamed, when I saw his other hair. Yan put his first hair, a wig on the radiator, then shook his head and let his other hair down.

-Oof...they are dry...-he looked in the mirror and smiled, I was dumbstruck.

-Y-you..you...have..you are a lady?!-that was everything I could say.

-Um...no, i'm a princess. And I want to sleep!-she put her finger up and wanted to lay down on the cold tile. I confusedly came to him...to her, took her in my arms and carried to the room.

-Where do I do with you? In the morning everyone will find out about you, If you fall asleep here.-I got nervous, not really understanding what happened here. So far I put her on my bed, because she already slept and had sweet dreams.

Then I went back to the bathroom and looked at a bunch of hair, which hung on radiator. It won't be dry till morning. But, hell, if Yan (what's her name tho?) had been hiding it this whole time...it means there is a reason for it. Alright, I will talk to her tomorrow.

I pulled out a hair dryer and started quietly dry out a wig. Later put it again on the radiator and  half an hour after she can wear it. Man, what a surprise for the night.
Yan was still lying on my bed, guessing by the snoring noises. Good that at least she came over to me and not to the someone else's room.
Hold on, d..does Chris know about it? It doesn't seem like he beats her up anymore. Just like her other roommates. All right, it means I was the last person to know about it? And I thought she was my best friend.
I sat on a nightstand and looked at Yan. Or Yana. Okay, at human. A girl was lying in the front of me, she didn't look like a boy at all. She has dark hair, which were scattered around the pillow, a small nose, long eyelashes and pouty lips. It can't be. How could I not notice, I can't understand. Although I suspected it. But she has a more manly character than most of my mutuals. Guys used to faint seeing three big jocks as Rick, Chris and Nick, but she laughed and played with them and even withstood all their attacks. But why? Why did she dress up as a guy, huh? It's completely different world..here are no flowers and bows.
My overthinking interrupted Yan..I will call her Yana, cuz it's somehow awkward. She extended me her hand, then pulled me closer.
I could smell alcohol on her breath, but couldn't understand which one. Dummy. She can't drink that much.
I laid down with her, since her grip was strong. And almost fell asleep, but suddenly remembered, that she has to put her wig on, otherwise there will be problems. I got up, took it from the bathroom and somehow put it on her. In four hours we have to get up.
I laid next to her, was thinking of questions, which I will ask her later.