Damn that was a rough shopping trip
T I M E S K I P
Well Rita and I are going on the Hogwarts Express and...
Shit I'm nervous.
At least I already have a friend.
We ran through a wall between platform nine and ten and Mum knelt down to our height and said "I know I say this a lot, but I am proud of you two, and your dad would be too"
"What If we are sorted into slytherin"
"Well Slytherin will have earned a great set of student"
"Oh and make sure to beat Draco Malfoy in every test"
We laughed, hugged her and went on the train
In the compartment with me and Rita in it a familiar bushy haired girl knocked on the door.
"Can I Sit here, everywhere else is full, Oh hi Y/N"
"Hey Hermione, and yes"
Rita left to give us some alone time and she said "You know, I am a muggle born, I hope you don't mind"
"No, it instantly tells me that you won't be an asshat"
She laughs at my comment as I say "I'm a halfblood, stay away from Malfoy though, he is biased against muggleborns"
"Who is that"
"Malfoy is a boy with slicked back blonde hair who makes snarky comments all the time"
My cat came around and jumped on Hermione's shoulder and she said "Who is this little guy"
"Lily, after Lily Potter"
"Wow, she's really cute, I'm jealous"
I just smiled.
A boy with buck teeth walked in and said "Have you seen a toad"
"No, but we can help look for one"
We Didn't find it
At the sorting be like
"Hermione Granger" The voice of Minerva McGonagall shouted
"Okay relax" She told herself
I took hold of her hand and said "It will be okay"
I let go and she walked up looking much less nervous. McGonagall placed the hat on her head and the hat shouted "GRYFFINDOR" In a drunken voice
"Neville Longbottom"
"GRYFFINDOR"
He walked out looking confused as hell
"Draco Malfoy"
"SLYTHERIN"
"Pansy Parkinson"
"SLYTHERIN
"Harry Potter"
"Interesting, very interesting, lots of ambition, but great bravery, not slytherin, better be, GRYFFINDOR"
"Rita Ravenclaw"
"Despite your name you show great courage, better be, GRYFFINDOR"
"Shocking"
"Y/N Ravenclaw"
"Same as your sister, Best be, GRYFFINDOR"
"Ronald Weasley"
"Another Weasley eh, GRYFFINDOR"
"Blaise Zabini"
"SLYTHERIN"
"That Is all"
Professor Dumbledore walked up and said a few words "Nitwit, blubber, oddment, and tweak, that is all, now our song."
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot
Hermione then said, "Those lyrics are fucked up"
A/N: No Hermione won't scold us for our colorful words
Malfoy walked over "Hey Ravenclaw you gonna shove it up Granger's ass yet, we're all waiting."
"What's wrong with you" Me, Hermione, and Rita said in unison
Snape heard all of it and said to Malfoy "Are these three giving you a hard time"
"Yes Professor" Malfoy said
"Ten points from Gryffindor"
"But-"
Mcgonagall heard it too and said "I hardly think that will be necessary, Malfoy, do you mind repeating what you said"
"Uhh, I can't remember, I uhh have like two braincells left uhh"
"Twenty points from Slytherin"
You couldn't wipe the smirk off our face, though the comment made me blush a deep shade of red. Mum's owl came through and dropped a letter saying this...
Y/N DARWIN AND RITA JOANNA RAVENCLAW
HOW DARE YOU SORT INTO GRYFFINDOR. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS DISAPPOINTING, AND MY HUSBAND DIED TO THE NO-NOSED BITCH
Tears streaked my eyes at the mention of Dad
No I'm only kidding, I am incredibly proud and Remus was ecstatic at the news. You are the first Gryffindor of the Ravenclaw family, and that's an honor. Remember to write every week.
Love, Mum
"Y/N, Why are you crying" Hermione asked softly
"It's this letter"
She read through it "Isn't it supposed to be a joke"
"Yes but the mention of my dead father hurts, I hate people talking about Dad nonchalantly"
YOU ARE READING
The Heir of Ravenclaw (Hermione x male reader)
FanfictionY/N Ravenclaws the name. I got sorted into Gryffindor with My twin Rita at Hogwarts. We became friends with many other people, and faced adventures.
