You couldn't believe it. You stood there with the piece of paper in your hands. It was a letter from your publishers, telling you what to do. They had found out about your association with the nations, as they had found out of your job as one of them. You did articles on the side because you enjoyed sharing information with the World on your blogs. It was a hobby, if you had to call it anything.
But now you were considering leaving...
"What you got there, dude?" America said, suddenly popping up out of no where.
Oh right... You were at a World Meeting now. The letter was in your pigeon hole, so you didn't even see it until this moment. You folded it in your hands, "N-Nothing to worry yourself over... HEY!"
America had snatched the letter out of your palms and opened it, holding it high above his head and reading it in the light. His blue eyes widened as he read more and more, "For the upcoming release of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' we want you to interview various countries about their kinks..."
Your face went red as you covered it with your hands from embarrassment, "Of course, I'm not going to actually do it -"
"YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!" America shouted with stars in his eyes.
"HUH?!" You cried, staring at him like he was a whole new being.
"Yeah!" He grinned, handing you back the piece of paper, "Don't worry, dudette~ I've got you covered!" And with that, he walked off.
You sighed and looked back at the piece of paper before folding it up and putting it in your pocket. There was no way you were going to go around and ask people about their kinks.
...
The meeting went by, the sun now setting as it had to go overboard for some of the more serious topics. You yawned and started packing your stuff when suddenly two hands smashed on the table on either side of you, trapping you from behind. You froze and squeaked at the loud impact.
A mouth came down, close to your ear and whispering hotly, "Hey, Babe~"
You let out a breath of relief as it was just America. Using your hands, you threw them behind you started hitting him, "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
"Ah!" He laughed, backing away as you turned around, "I was only playing!"
You opened your mouth to retort when you noticed the almost empty room. It was only almost empty, because everyone apart form 11 people had left.
You.
America.
Canada.
England.
Brazil.
Germany.
Netherlands.
Australia.
Italy.
Greece.
And France.
Your face was contorted into pure confusion, "I don't understand..."
Italy skipped up to you and slung an arm around your shoulders, putting his face near yours, "America told us about your little fiasco! We wanna help! But, I have a condition~"
Your face went red, "Y-You mean about the kinks? It's no big deal... It's just a hobby to send out articles!"
Italy shook his head and held you closer, his voice lower as he peered into your eyes, "Uh-uh~ We know how much this means to you, (Y/n)~ I just want you to know, I'll help you out, as long as you participate in it with me~"
Now you wanted to die, "PARDON?!"
Germany held a finger to his chin, his eyes closed in thought, "Zhat does seem fair..."
"No it doesn't!" You clenched your fists, biting at him.
England agreed with the German, "It's not easy to just reveal such things. It's only natural you'd have to perform for us too."
You shook your head, "I told you, I don-"
"Shhhhh~" America hushed you, holding you like a little baby, "We know. We know. You're just being polite. But it's okay! We want to do this!"
With your mouth hung open, you looked around at the nations. Is this really serious right now? Are they actually going to do this? But more importantly, do you even have a choice?!
America stepped back, getting in line with the rest. He winked at you and made a motion that reminded you of Tamaki Suoh from Ouran, "Now, who should go first~?"
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Kinky Countries. (xReader)
FanfictionRe-upload of Hetalia x Reader : Kinky Countries. -mature -kinks -fetishes - countries