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Morgan: Do you think your boys know any swear words yet?

JJ: No, one of the first things I told Emily when we started dating was that there's no cussing in front of the kids.

Morgan: That's coo–

Emily, upstairs having put hand sanitizer on a papercut: MOTHERFUCKER! Jesus fuck, that stings...

Michael:

Henry: Hey Mom, what does fuck mean?

JJ:

JJ: I'll be right back...

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