CM Incorrect Quotes

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hotch: (sitting in his office)

emily: (comes in)

emily: (gives him "get out of jail free" card)

hotch: what is this?

hotch: what did you do?

emily: i set the paper shredder on fire

emily: again

hotch:

emily: WAIT! before you get mad at me...

emily: (hands him another piece of paper)

emily: i have a valid reason why you should reconsider being mad at me :)

hotch: emily this isn't even a piece of paper

hotch: it's a napkin from dunkin donuts

hotch: (looks at it)

hotch: with the words, "you can't yell at me because that's homophobic—"

emily: glad we're on the same page :)

hotch:

hotch: ....written in blue ink

emily:

emily: okay but you can't yell at me, the napkin says you're homophobic if you do

hotch:

hotch:

hotch: (long, hard, exasperated dad sigh)

hotch: did you at least call the fire department

emily: no

emily: obviously jj did

emily: she's the responsibile one

emily: that's why she told me to write that down on a dunkin' donut's napkin instead of a mcdonald's one

emily: and write it with a blue pen instead of a red one

emily: and to throw in the "get out of jail free" card for good measure