Da Puppeh Doges

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by MoikeyBae

by MoikeyBae

Me- *barks*

*barking summons Frank Iero*

Frnk- OMG DOG WHERE.

*Frank Iero spots you and huffs in distaste*

Frnk- Ugh, you're not a dog. Fuck you

*Frank Iero flies out of window like Shrek*

*Frank Iero begins tracking dogs with mega powers*

*Gerard follows him, watching the Frnk booty*

*Frnk finds dogs on radar*

*Frnk tracks the dogs*

*Frnk arrives at dog pound* ermahgerf puppeh dogs

*Frnk looks to Gerard as if to say 'Ohmgee plz can I?'*

*Gerard is like ffs*

*dog pound owner stares at them*

*frnk is like* puppeh doges gee plz I luv dem

*frnk is like* omgee tnk u bby we cn hv da buttsecks 6 times 2nit stead of 5

*Gee is like* Fck yes, i regret notin get dem puppeh dogs and we'll go hme an get strted

*frnks lik* fck yeah i wnt all of da puppeh dogs

*Gee is lyk* dnt taik da pis frnk

*frnk is lyik* fin i wnt 9

*jurad iz lyk* fyn. Hury up. I wn secks

*frnk is lyik* cul *and frnk grbs 7 pugs and nms dem all Mikey nd 2 chihwahwaz and clls dem Puppeh nd Perpeh Derg.*

*g is lyk* ya nw cme hme I wnt ur dick in mah a$$

*frnk is lyik* smae.

Dey go hme.

Nd dey hv da buttsecks 6 tyms

It ws sxy

Cul.