Dare You, Dare Me oneshot

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Somehow I ended up in a full on heated dare match with the fat ass. Of course it all started with our usual bickering. Winner gets $100 and I don't plan on losing. Good thing Kenny isn't part of this game, otherwise he would definitely win for sure. So here I am in Cartman's room sitting on his bed while he is sitting on his computer chair. "Okay, fat ass. What's your next dare?" The racist bastard smirks as he turns to me. "You think you can beat me, Kahl? Kiss me. On the lips, you slutty Jew." What the hell. He can't be serious right now. I know he is fucking around with me. I angrily reply. "Stop screwing around and dare me already!" "I already did. Do you forfeit?" I growl quietly at him. He winks at me and wags his finger, motioning for me to come to him. I feel my face heat up out of embarrassment and cautiously walk towards him. Cartman teasingly puckers up his lips. I roll my eyes and lower my head to give him a quick peck on the lips. "There, happy?" "Alright alright, you dare me now, faggot." I chuckle in victory. "Alright, fat ass. I want you to drink a shot of my own saliva." Ha! There's no way he could go through that. "What the fuck, Kahl? Like hell I'll ever drink your fucking Jew spit." "Then you owe me $100." "God dammit." I smirk and reach for a shot glass on Cartman's desk and start filling it with my saliva. I know this is totally gross but that's the fun in doing dares. "An order of Jew juice on the rocks!" I playfully said while handing him the glass. He took it and stared at it for a while before he smirked and drank it all up. I was dumbfounded. It seemed as if he actually enjoyed it! What a sick fuck! "Well, my little Jew monster, it's time for your dare again!" I sit back on the bed awaiting for his demand. "Kahl... I dare you to suck my balls. Actually, just suck me and make me cum into your mouth." Excuse me? What did that nazi bitch just say? "Cartman, that isn't even a dare! That's a fucking sex demand!" "Oh well, guess I'm gonna be rich." I clench my fists, shocked and irritated at Cartman's "dare". What the hell has gotten into him?! I'm pretty sure he doesn't want me to actually do that, right? "Come on, jew rat. Get on your knees." What the fuck was going on. Was doing this really worth $100? I would rather rob a bank and go to jail than suck his cock! That fat ass smiles evilly waiting for me to do what he wishes. Fuck me. I proceed to him and get on my knees. I rest my arms on his thighs and simply stare at his clothed crotch. I hesitantly unzip his zipper and his dick practically sprang right up. Why the hell was he erect? What a sadist. "Come on, Kahl. It ain't gonna suck itself." Such a teasing tone he had. I take hold of his erect member and slowly put it inside my mouth. My tongue starts to slowly swirl around his head. Somehow this doesn't feel wrong at all. Embarrassing, yes, but it feels so right, as if I've been longing for this. My eyes jolt in shock, unable to believe myself for doing this and enjoying it as well. I smirk to myself and took in all of Cartman's length. My head was bobbing up and down from pleasuring him. Unconsciously, I took my right hand and started rubbing my clothed erection. Damn, why is this happening? All I can hear is Cartman's moans and groans. I moan myself. After a few more sucks and licks, my mouth is filled with a warm and sticky sensation. I end up swallowing what Cartman has left in my mouth. I licked my lips as I looked up to him. "Well, fatass? How was that?" "You're a slutty greedy Jew." A smile forms on my face. "Ok, now it's my turn." I crawl up onto Cartman, wrap my arms around his neck and straddle him. I lean in to whisper in his ear, "I dare you to fuck me." My lips press upon the bastard's own. Somehow I don't think either of us will be getting that $100. His tongue shoves itself into my hot mouth. Our tongues wrestle for dominance. Moans escape from my lips getting louder with every flick of our tongues. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain arise from my tongue. I pull back and realize that Cartman bit my tongue and made it bleed. "You fucking asshole." Actually, I quite enjoyed that little bite. It was honestly kind of kinky. The fatass suddenly lifts me up and throws me onto his bed with ease, only to pin my wrists with just one forceful hand. "Well then, my sweet kosher bitch, you better be ready for a fuck you won't forget." Cartman's free hand harshly tugs down my jeans and boxers, revealing my hard cock. "My, my, my. Looks like Broflovski is eager." His low tone of voice and smirk only makes me blush even more than I already am. I buck my hips, pleading for more. "Oh yeah, Cartman. I'm waiting so please don't make me wait any longer." I say this with my most seductive tone. "God damn, Kyle..." Cartman threw my legs over his shoulders, his rock hard cock pointing directly at my entrance. I'm practically shaking with anticipation. "Come on, fatass. I dare you." That devilish smile forms on the brunette's face as he rams himself into me. I scream so loud in surprised I haven't broken a window. Fuck, he's so big! Cartman pulls out and rams into me again, now going at a steady pace. I'm still in pain from being stretched out so much, but that pain soon turns into pleasure. "C-Cartman, faster." My plead sounds so fucking desperate, and I really am desperate. As he starts to fuck my brains out, I clench the bedsheets either side of my head, screaming from absolute pain and pleasure. "Shit! It's so good! I'm going to cum!" With a final forceful thrust, Cartman releases his load into me and I follow suit. This has been the best game of dares ever.

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