" Luna have you seen my toothbrush?" Kay asked standing in the middle of our apartment hallway like 🧍🏽♀️
"Bitch- why would I have your damn toothbrush? You know I can afford a toothbrush right? I'm not Koda's broke ass. " Luna said yelling at kay
"Excuse me? Atleast I don't have sloppy seconds. " I snapped throwing my spoon at Luna
"I-" Leo said walking into the apartment with bags of dog food
"Leo why do you have dog food , we don't have a dog. " Kay said looking at him like " 😀🙂"
"Oh! This is for something." He replies smiling looking at luna
"Oh what the fuck-" I said grabbing my bowl of ice cream and leaving to go to the room that me and kay share
"Leo- What is the dog food for- Why the hell did you look at me." Luna said looking confused
"Last night didn't you tell me you wanted me to treat you like a dog. So i brought dog food for you! " Leo said smiling and luna innocent as ever
"Leo- NOT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT-" Luna said embarrassed and kay still standing in the hallway asking for her toothbrush
"I honestly lost all hope of trying to get y'all out of this apartment." Kay said walking in the bathroom and slamming the door.
"Kay-" Luna said rolling her eyes and Leo placing the dog food on the floor "LEO RETURN THE DOG FOOD-" Luna said yelling at leo and getting up to grab the dog food
"No, maybe plagg can eat it." Leo said
"Plagg is a cat idiot." Luna said yelling
"LUNA WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING YELLING-" I said yelling from the bedroom
"KODA NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR FUCKING OPINION " Luna said yelling back
I walked out the room door this close to throwing my ice cream and Luna but I refuse to waste my $5 ice cream on a poor whore. "What?" Luna you can read my mind????????? "Yeah lol." I-
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"Guys look what I made for dinner! " I said calling everyone from the living room as they were being forced to watch criminal minds with luna
"What is it? " Everyone asked
"A baked potato!" I said
"Just one baked potato? That's not dinner that's just a one person meal. " Kay said turning around from the couch
"Who said I made dinner for y'all?" I said looking confused"
"You said look what I made for dinner so obviously we assume you made dinner for all of us." Kay said
"Oh, no lol." I said grabbing my baked potato and sitting on the floor in the living room with everyone
"What are we gonna eat?" Luna asked
"Y'all do know how to cook and drive right?" I asked
"Yeah " everyone said looking at m
"So cook something or get you guys something to eat , Problem solved!" I said sticking my knife into my potato
"BITCH YOU CANT JUST NOT MAKE FOOD FOR US-" Luna said slapping my potato out my hand
"Luna- LUNA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK- " I said sobbing and throwing the paper plate at luna's head but that failed because it's paper and it went swirling around the room
"Haha." Luna said sarcastically .
"I hope leos dick falls off." I said putting on my jacket and shoes and leaving
"LUNA THATS SO MEAN-" Kay said in shock
"She should have made me a potato..." Luna said laughing
"I feel bad." Leo said
"Leo, no. We don't feel bad for koda around here it's a religion here." Luna says
"You're right." Kay says
"We can always eat dog food for di-"
"LEO SHUSH SHHHHH SHHHHH DONT EVEN." Luna said with wide eyes
"Very mean. Not very aesthetic 🙄🙁🥱" Kay replied as she pet plagg. "Now hand me the remote i have to watch season 9 of miraculous."
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After 3 hours of me driving I got bored of listening to daddy issues so I pulled back into the apartment. I noticed Leos car was gone, I hope hope kay doesn't get kidnapped again- oh wait that was just in a story. Anyways..... I call them and nobody answers so I run up to the apartment and see Luna and Kay eating chicken nuggets.
"Oh."
"NIGGGAAAAAA" - Luna.
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Crackhead Aesthetic { DISCONTUNED AT THE MOMENT }
HumorI HAVE DISCONTINUED THIS STORY !!!! > This was a friend group story so you probably won't understand it but feel free to read it 👩🏽💻 DISCLAIMER ‼️‼️ if you read this, yes I'm black. ☝🏽 You most likely won't understand but feel free to read th...
