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Leo is acting weird and luna is mad

Luna's POV

" Why did leo leave so fast? Its hot as hell outside why does he need a jacket? " I said getting angry bc i need to know where my baby went

" Maybe its cold in his car. " Koda says

" You know his car stays hot, he parks it in the sun purposely everywhere we go-" i SAY

" Hey guys whats going on? " Kay asks as she walks into the living room

" Leo left with a coat, like the north west or whatever jackets. " I say

" LIKE HIS BIG WINTER COAT THAT HE TAKES WHEN WE GO SLEDDING IN COLORADO? " kay says yelling, like really loud. like micheal jackson could hear it

" YES " I say giving kay the same energy, as we should

" Maybe he is going to colorado without us, i would too if i was him. " Kay shurgging her shouklders and looking in the cabinet for more takis

" Where the fuck are me takis? I had 16 bags JUST for today and tmr.. " Kay says running through the vabinets

" I ate like 7 . " I say " But are you not concerned about leo? " I also add

" Luna, i dont give a horses ass about leo and a coat. I care abt my takis. " Kay says

" Oh. "

Kays POV

Imagine them thinking that I care that leo left the house with a huge ass coat in the middle of august. Like seriously the coat was big, MAYBE HES PLANNNING ON OVERHEATING AND SHRIVELING UPTHATS SO CUTE- But like the coat is huge like look.

SEE ITS FAWKING HUGE--- ANYWHO I STILL WANT MY DAMN TAKIS BRO----

" Im leaving to go find more takis. Bye. " I said grabbing my keys and walking out

yall look at my car it was so expensive

thats leo taking a picture in it but its amazing and it works just as well and luna and kodas car... ill show you koda and lunas car

Luna actually thinks her car is better but its ugly is shit like look at that bullshit, and i cant believe they allow her to park it in the parking garage

Koda's car wants to be mine sosoosoososos bad like thats so ghetto bruh like umm chile anyways so, i fucked ace in the back seat of her car DONT TELL DONT TELL

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Koda POV

" Luna, get up already you know if you walk around your body will get back in shape? " I said lying

" REALLY? " she said with the biggest smile on her face and i kinda felt bad for lying but whatever tbh

" Yes! Walk around!! And im ordering a stroller for you so we can all go out again. " I said

" Let me try to get u- " Luna said but them plopped on the ground, the couch smelled like ass like she has been sitting on that couch for a week.

" MY BABY- " Luna yelled

" BITCH WHAT-" i said looking over the couch and seeing her lying there in pain

" Should I call the ambulance? " I asked

" Please do i have to make sure my baby is ok " Luna said crying

" WHAT DAHM BAAEBAY (read that in a new Orleans accent ) " I said yelling and picking luna up off the ground, with her being like flat staleny she is super light almsot like picture of kayori when she was a newborn

" DONT TELL LEO PROMISE- " Luna said plopping back on the stinky musty crusty dusty yellow brown moldy pissy pooping green crunchy couch

" OKAY BUT WHAT BAEBAY- " I asked again

" It's ace baby but dont tell leo I just want it to think its his. " Luna says looking at me

" Ok. " I said then dialing 911 because we have to check on her and ace baebay

" 911 whats your emergency? " Someone picked up

" Hi can you come to my apartment my friend was reccently ran over by 8 cars with a macys truck added and she has flat stanley sydrome right now and she preganant by someone else other tha her boyfriend and i lied and said she can walk around and she believed me and then she got up and fell on her stomach. " I said

" Oh. Ambualances are coming your way right now maam." The person said

" Ok bye. " I hung up " Luna they are coming for your rescue and for your baebay rescue. " I said also

" AAAAAAAAAAAUHAGGGGGGG " Luna moaned as if she was in a damn porn shoot like wtf
#cancelpornbtw

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I didnt proof read again, yeah btw i wont proof read these im too lazy

- mama koko daddy