Theo: uncle how do I get a girl?
Niall: easy boy, easy
Theo: really?
Niall: just look deeply in their eyes and whisper, "Niall Horan is my uncle and he's friends with one direction"
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Theo getting a girl
Theo: uncle how do I get a girl?
Niall: easy boy, easy
Theo: really?
Niall: just look deeply in their eyes and whisper, "Niall Horan is my uncle and he's friends with one direction"
