HIYYYYYYOOOOOO my name is mayor west's daughter and I love your eyeballs. This is a 1d book bc if it wasn't you should call the cops coz it wasn't written by me. Most of these are from tumblr bc me being the internet cockroach I am I'm on there like 25/8. Follow my blog btw, it's.... I forgot. But you should follow it if I remember. Just use your supernatural powers. I just used my supernatural powers to tell you that you have supernatural powers. Your welcome. I have been sitting on this toilet for quite a long time so I think it's about time to close this thing off *flushes toilet* THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN HAVE A SPECTACULAR NIGHT! *swan dives out window and lands in passenger seat of rainbow convertible being drove by harry styles and drives off into the sunset where we both burn up and turn into sun people, we then spend the rest of our lives on the sun in a sun house with two sun children named mr. swag and 2cool4u happily ever after the end*
This is the part where I close my laptop and enter the harsh outside world of the "humans" to go retrieve some snacks to feed upon until I run out again. In such a scenario, I get more snacks.
-Faith... I think
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The tragic life of a directioner
DiversosHello directioner. Do you like one direction? Yes, yes you do. Look we have something in common! Now wouldn't you like to read a book written by your sister directioner about relatable problems YOU have to deal with on a daily basis? Don't answer th...
