One Helluva Time

Chapter 3- Helluva Job

~~Loona POV~~

We were sitting in the meeting room, Blitz was goin over some bullshit about how slow business has been. In case you didn't know, we're I.M.P. "Immediate Murder Professionals." Pretty much, if you want revenge on someone still alive in the living world you hire us, we (well more Moxxie, Millie, and Blitz) go up and kill the fucker. With this being Hell and all you'd think it'd be more profitable, but whatever.

Blitz: "Alright, now I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie. Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?"

Millie: "What about a car wash?"

Blitz: "This is hell Millie. No one cares about cars being cleaned down here, okay? Ooh, what about..."

As Blitz was going off we heard something crash outside the door.

Blitz: "Oh Loonie!"

Loona: "What!?"

Blitz: "Could you please go out there and see who it is? It might be a new client brought in by my advertisement, Moxxie."

Blitz looked at Moxxie smugly as I walked out the door. When I got out there I saw something pretty fucking surprising. It was a goddamn human, not one of those demon things they turn into after they die, but an actual skin and flesh human. He/she was just kinda dancing around, somehow they must've wandered through a portal or something. When I looked closer I saw they had something in their ears, probably listening to music or whatever. That would explain the singing. I walked through the door of the meeting room to see Blitz and Moxxie fighting, with Millie trying to calm them both down.

Loona: "Guys you might wanna see this, but keep it down."

They separated and followed me, it looked like they had the same thought process as I did. Blitz was just kinda staring at it, his eyes seemed a little glazed over. Moxxie's jaw was wide fucking open, so I stuck my finger down there and made him gag. Millie was slowly approaching it, didn't have a weapon or anything, just getting closer. They actually bumped into her, but didn't attack, with their eyes closed just looked in her direction.

???: "Oh hey Ezra!" *ruffles Millie's hair*

She looked back at us extremely confused, and walked over.

Millie: "I think it's a guy. It's voice was too deep to be a girl."

Blitz: "We gotta figure out why he's here. Surround it."

~~Elliot's POV~~

As Queen's song "Don't Stop Me Know" ended, I slowly opened my eyes. But when I did, I saw something I wasn't ready for.

???(Blitz): "Hiya there!!"

I screamed a little bit, and started to the right. Where I ran into something else.

???(Millie): "Hi!!"

I looked behind me, and then I saw one about the same height as the second one.

???(Moxxie): "Hello."

I turned to the left to try to run away and ran into a wall of fur. I looked up and saw a tall (about 7ish feet) anthropomorphic wolf-thing. When I ran into that it just looked at me and growled a little bit. Then everything went dark.