Deep Secrets of the Mysterious Basement

Partners in solving Crime

"Do you mind speeding me up to date on what we are dealing with here?" Agent Goose asked me. "You mean besides the guy who crawled out of the basement to try and kill me? Someone in this house isn't who they seem..." I checked around to make sure no one was listening, "I have my suspicions, but I need more evidence." "What about that guy you were talking to? He seemed... awfully fixated on you." "Are you sure that isn't the jealousy talking?" I teased him. "Maybe a little, though he seemed a bit full of himself." "He kind of does," I laughed, doing my Russell from Rules of Engagement impression. "Fortunately for me you can see through his schemes," He gave me a kiss on the cheek, "Miss detective." "You know there's this funny thing about love; it won't let you move on no matter how hard you try." "That or you just weren't trying hard enough," Agent Goose kissed me on the lips this time, "Keep it that way." "Like you have to ask. You know there isn't anyone who can change my feelings towards you. They can ambush me with a matchmaking service and I'll still turn each guy down flat except the exceptions of my prospects."

"Yeah, Eros is the wooorst. I would rather go to Crystalasia for my Matchmaking Services." Simon said, coming back to us. "How do you know about Crystalasia." I asked. "I maybe a wildlife photographer, but I don't live under a rock." "We do use our powers for good instead of evil... Miss Match's competitions, gimme a break. All they cared about was the competition and finally when they came to the better boss they had finally met their match. People who hate Ethan Ramsey better watch out... He was Mr. Match." Agent Goose looked completely lost, "So, are there any aliens in that basement?" "If there were they were experimented on and then died." "Must have been E.T's botched up surgery." Simon figured. "Let's take a look and see what we can find; we need Juliette Barnes in on this; her disguises are out of this world." "Must have been Edna Mode who came up with her disguises." Simon added, "We also need Frankie Heck in on this; it turns out she had observational skills all along. Her kids just didn't know it." "They just weren't paying attention." "She was super woman; keeping a house in running order; that takes a lot of courage." "Now as for Bugs Bunny... He may not be the only bunny out there who can outsmart Elmer Fudd... So you better keep your distance from witty challenges... You're just going to be in a losing battle." "Let me guess; Daffy Duck's torture devices." "That is the code of Secret Agent Bunny." "That must have been how we landed in Zootopia." Back to the matter at hand... We need to distinguish our enemies from our allies. We don't want our newfound detective powers to get in the wrong hands.

"As for our code names we just make it up as we go along." (Oh, no Juliette is not going to do this to me here right now) (Oh, yes team Campborne) (I'm going to block you now) (Sorry, I'm immune; I've already taken over Minuet's body and there isn't a return policy.) "We already created a Monster." Avery Barkley responded. "Herman Munster is out there somewhere terrorizing someone's Thanksgiving dinner." "Lucky for me that I am the boss of Crystalberry; there's no telling what he's capable of." (Keeping your minions under control is a great plan to start. If there wasn't any order chaos will reign.) (I... Uhhh Learned my lesson from that New Orleans incident) (Once that happened my life became a confusing time for me. Suddenly, I was in love with people I didn't know I was in love with) (We can use that to our advantage. Looks like Axel and Weird Ashley it is then.) (He thinks she's a witch) (I am the witch, pal) "Now as for the choices fandom. I still have to figure out who is for me or against me... My hit list already has two members; Benedict Arnolds You know who you are." (That's how we choose our villains; you no longer have a choice in the matter) (Hmmm, sounds familiar... Must be how the Choices Company started losing its choices) (Suddenly, getting stuck with one love interest) (No male and female main characters) (Too much desire) (No mystery and all romance) (I love how you play the villain) (I appreciate the sentiment... I can't wait to see what else I can come up with) Juliette Barnes will keep an eye out on them for me. Her eyes are like a Telescope after all. (Also, you are great at assigning roles; looks like you are the Leader of the Venice Gold Vessels.) (Well, we either Ride or We Die... It's not like we can have it both ways or anything) (That's how Gunnar faded into you... The Spirit was willing) (What if I was willing?) (Not Deacon) (Rule number 1 always have a witness present... I am not a cheater to get what I want.) (I was fighting for my life against the Devil) (That's when Hades showed up)