NCT 24th male member

crap Merlin says

-I must confess something, I don't miss calls, I just stare at them until they go away.

-I may not be perfect but at least I'm not you...

-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every night.

-God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

-Mom if you're watching, I have to confess something, I never woke up early I stayed up the whole night.

-In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

-Bless me a-choo- Chew- Chewing gum...

-I once photoshopped Waldo out of a Where's Waldo pic and sent it to my friends...

-Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for direction.

-I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest.

-I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

-MORE EXPRESSO LESS DEPRESSO!!

-I've never been in love but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when your waiter arrives with your food.

-I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37...

-I'm terrible, or as I like to call it "being alive".

-Some kid at school said that words couldn't hurt him, so I threw a dictionary at his head...

-Once my friend asked me if Pink Panter was a lion...

-Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

heyooo, hope you like it.

-Bye.

The better twin, Jude :)